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[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

I don't find your spinach joke to be funny Some things are best left out of jokes, kids being one of them, in my book.

I respectfully disagree, m'lady. Let's take a step down from the high horse and just take a joke for what it is - a joke. I'm sorry you did not enjoy it.

DISCLAIMER: No children or spinach, fictional or otherwise, were injured in the telling of my joke.

Batwoman - thanks for the red thingy. Your displeasure is duly noted.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

I respectfully disagree, m'lady. Let's take a step down from the high horse and just take a joke for what it is - a joke. I'm sorry you did not enjoy it.

DISCLAIMER: No children or spinach, fictional or otherwise, were injured in the telling of my joke.

Batwoman - thanks for the red thingy. Your displeasure is duly noted.

Hey bro, she simply expressed she didn't find your joke amusing.......the comment about her getting down off her high horse was a tad unnecessary man.

[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

Apologies, MBD and someone_like_you.

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

I respectfully disagree, m'lady. Let's take a step down from the high horse and just take a joke for what it is - a joke. I'm sorry you did not enjoy it.

DISCLAIMER: No children or spinach, fictional or otherwise, were injured in the telling of my joke.

Batwoman - thanks for the red thingy. Your displeasure is duly noted.

That's funny; I always get your jokes. Either it's a case of great minds think alike or we're both pretty screwed up. You pick one; I'm afraid too!

[Total_Honesty Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Total_Honesty]

Total_Honesty.
I am not the goat on this and I refuse to be made one.
If you can't abide by the decisions of the board, then
you have options.

As I stated, decisions such as these are not taken lightly.
I knew that there would be hard feelings over this, but
the decision is done, it's over. Please, let's just move on.
This is a great forum, not a place where banning is taken lightly
for small infractions.
So, enjoy your stay here and let's stop beating a dead horse. (jP

If you're not the scapegoat, then stop copying the same message on damn near every post. You might be the messenger, but it comes off like you're the boss around here (and the SENIOR part of your title doesn't help, either).

[Raider Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Raider]

No. Lidocaine is a topical anesthetic, perfectly harmless. It just slightly numbs the skin surface. I don't think it would hurt anything inside the vagina, it just doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Part of the reason is that people often go back and forth between oral and vaginal sex (at least I do with my partner) and I really wouldn't want any anal lube in my mouth! (For obvious reasons, that is not an issue for anal sex with us).

I could see that being a tad bit unjoyable...NO LUBE IN THE VAGINA OR MOUTH FOR MY GIRL!

[Raider Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Raider]

Tmi!

Speaking of which, did you get my visitor message that I left you CUSP?

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

If you're not the scapegoat, then stop copying the same message on damn near every post. You might be the messenger, but it comes off like you're the boss around here (and the SENIOR part of your title doesn't help, either).

A. He's not copying his message on damn near every post. Know your facts.

B. He is the boss here......

[Ivor Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ivor]

My girlfriend and I tried something new-ish the other night - anal while in the missionary position, I mean not just with her on her back, legs up in the air (which is how we do it quite often as it is) but with her legs wrapped around me, me lying down on top of her, our arms around each other...well, she had one arm around me, the other was busy as she was playing with herself. She came incredibly hard and quite quickly too, a minute or two before me, in fact. The contrast between doing something so 'dirty' and 'wrong' in such a tender position, that allows lots of kissing and eye contact, is just amazing.

Still love taking her that way while she's on all fours though, haha.

Many thanks once again to BW for the recommendation on the lube, it really makes a world of difference!

[Batwoman Moderator ReservePEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Batwoman]

Glad to hear it is all going so well for you, Ivor!

Here's something you might try -- get her a small but powerful vibe to use on herself while on all fours. In that position it may be hard for either of you to reach her clit with fingers, but she should be able to reach back and press a vibe against herself. Oooh la la..... I have recently discovered that I can have massive orgasms that way. Anal doesn't usually get me quite close enough to the edge to cum, but with the vibe I can go flying.

[Ivor Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ivor]

Oh BW, if only you knew my girlfriend, haha...she has several small bullet-type vibes, recently bought a more powerful one in fact (I sometimes joke that I'm going to buy her one with a two-stroke engine for her next birthday) and she loves using them when we're having straight sex, anal sex or even just lying there holding each other. A particular favourite for her is buzzing her clit while I've got my finger on her G-spot.

It's just that I've moved abroad and it was her first visit over to see me, and she was worried about prying customs people at the airport, so she didn't bring one with her. But I'll buy her one for her to keep here, I think.

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

No all you need is a 220 volt outlet by the bed. It works for me!

[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

50% of newly weds wish to engage in anal sex...

[Ivor Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ivor]

50% of newly weds wish to engage in anal sex...

...some of them with a woman, even.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

50% of newly weds wish to engage in anal sex...

What's your source for this alleged fact?