You know what really blows? Dreams. I mean nightmares suck and good dreams suck because when you wake up they weren't true.

I don't know how many dreams about sex I've had, especially back in the day. A) I thought I was actually getting laid, until I woke up and it was just a dream. B) I have a dream where the girl is so bored and I am feeling like shit. Really sucked when B came true.

Then last night I had a dream where SHE was in it. Man I hate my mind.