Memoirs of a f'ed up mind

[amiok]

Size don't matter. But today I totally heard two girls talking about how big someone was. "Show me with your hands."

Good thing I have not fucked the one girl. Main reason too, I don't need her showing everyone in the office with her hands.

[ColtAR-15]

You should have gave them the "Its the motion of the ocean and not the size if the boat" speech. Lol. How old were they. I once had some girl say to me and my friend " let me see your dicks". We both obliged, she held both of us then said " this one's bigger" and she wasn't talking about me. This resulted in her and him having a makeout session on the front lawn. A obvious case of the bigger dick getting the girl. Fucking you know what. Sucked. Then of course my "friend" went around telling everyone else what she said. But Im supposed to be happy with my size and size doesn't matter. It sure the fuck mattered to her. Lol.

[amiok]

Size matters. They are 24 like me. Size matters colt. Though you should stop bitching about being small, that guy may have just been quite large lol