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  • Got Busted Jelqing

    By my housemates little sister!!!! Crap!!! How embarressing!!!! Here i was doing the beginner's routine thinking i had the house to myself. She busted in while i was starkers, hands slippery with moisturiser and lavender oil, strangling my limited manhood. It must have looked like i was having the most intense toss of all time, given the dark red colour of my dick at the time. I dont know who was more embarressed me or her. I didn't even get to do my warm down as i stuffed myselves in my clothes. It wouldn't go down for ages with the amount of blood i was pushing in it. I even tried thinking of my ex's mum (that usually kills it's mood) and that didn't work.

    We forced conversation(whilst still 60% erect) and tried to ignore that she busted me. Everything seems cool until she tells her mum and my housemate. (insert sigh here) I hope they all laugh if they find out.

    Perhaps you guys should bring out a stealth PE routine for idiots like me.

    ANyone else been busted????

  • #2
    Do it in the bathroom and lock the door
    Start (1st October 2009): 6.25" BPEL, 4.4" EG

    Current (1st April 2010): 7.05" BPEL, 4.72" EG

    Ultimate Goal: 7.75" BPEL, 5.50" EG

    My PE Journey

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    • #3
      Shower PE.

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      • #4
        I've winterbeak from my uni. But before the break I did shower-pe as Mr. Gator suggested.
        After the break I think I'm going to wake up 1 hour earlier to do my PE, when everybody is asleep.
        Log
        Measurements (Current):
        BPEL: 7.25"
        HG: ~6.25"|MEG:6.25"|Low shaft EG:6.5"|BG: 7"

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        • #5
          I do my warm-up in my shower, and then go straight to bed. I close my door and PE under my blankets for a little while, making sure no one walks in to check on me, and then I take off the blankets and do it then. Only downsides are if you're tired, you're going to want to sleep more, and you have to get to bed about 30-40 minutes earlier if you want to sleep the same amount.
          Slowly cutting down on sleep... who needs it, anyway?

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          • #6
            ...Well... you could have just said something like, "Wanna give me a hand here?"
            Starting Size (09/2009): ~7"BPEL x ~5" MSEG
            Most Recent Measurement (08/13/2012): 8"BPEL x 5.5"MSEG
            Final Goal: When I'm told to stop.
            http://www.towelaroundtheworld.com/#/us

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            • #7
              How old is she?

              Man that sucks. You need to be behind closed doors. Shower PE works also.
              Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

              Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


              Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

              TGC Theory

              A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                I'd just come clean to the housemate. Chances are your housemate will at worst think you're a little weird, but otherwise probably won't even care.
                To me, there is no shame in PE. It's no different than when guys first began to lift weights/bodybuild and it was a fringe thing. Now it's mainstream.

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                • #9
                  I wait till everyone goes to sleep before I do PE.
                  Goal: Huge

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                  • #10
                    I PE in front of everyone.

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                    • #11
                      I got busted ONCE. This happened about 4-5 years ago. My niece and nephew were staying with us at the time...........don't remember why. In any event, I was stretching in the peace and serenity of my own room and I was in full stretch with my dick stretched WAY out in front of me and without warning, my door FLIES open and niece is standing there with this "GOTCHA!" look on her face. I was absolutely mortified and of course, because I was so embarassed, I went off on her and made her cry (she was I think 12 at the time this happened). So, I had to make nice with her and apologize for yelling at her and I while I was apologizing to her, I couldn't stop thinking "OH GOD, SHE SAW ME NAKED STRETCHING MY DICK!"

                      Hasn't happened again since.............thank God.
                      It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)

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                      • #12
                        I just walked in on my dad... beating it to a porn he ordered on TV. Awkward.
                        Starting Size (09/2009): ~7"BPEL x ~5" MSEG
                        Most Recent Measurement (08/13/2012): 8"BPEL x 5.5"MSEG
                        Final Goal: When I'm told to stop.
                        http://www.towelaroundtheworld.com/#/us

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MrMonroe View Post
                          I do my warm-up in my shower, and then go straight to bed. I close my door and PE under my blankets for a little while, making sure no one walks in to check on me, and then I take off the blankets and do it then. Only downsides are if you're tired, you're going to want to sleep more, and you have to get to bed about 30-40 minutes earlier if you want to sleep the same amount.
                          I do the same thing and it works out really well. Only thing is I don't warm down; too risky
                          Started 12/2/09
                          Girth: 5 Inc
                          Length: 5 1/2 Inc

                          Goal
                          Girth: 6 Inc
                          Length: 6 1/2 Inc

                          Current 1/27/10
                          Girh: 5 1/4 Inc
                          Length: 6 Inc

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bmot View Post
                            do it in the bathroom and lock the door
                            +1

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MrBigDick View Post
                              I got busted ONCE. This happened about 4-5 years ago. My niece and nephew were staying with us at the time...........don't remember why. In any event, I was stretching in the peace and serenity of my own room and I was in full stretch with my dick stretched WAY out in front of me and without warning, my door FLIES open and niece is standing there with this "GOTCHA!" look on her face. I was absolutely mortified and of course, because I was so embarassed, I went off on her and made her cry (she was I think 12 at the time this happened). So, I had to make nice with her and apologize for yelling at her and I while I was apologizing to her, I couldn't stop thinking "OH GOD, SHE SAW ME NAKED STRETCHING MY DICK!"

                              Hasn't happened again since.............thank God.
                              could have been worse if she had told her parents lol
                              29/12/09 ....23/1/10......6/3/10......12/5/10

                              BPEL-6" .....BPEL-61/4"..BPEL-6.5"...BPEL-63/4"
                              EG-43/4".....EG-5"........EG-51/4"....EG-5.5"
                              NBPEL-53/4"

                              SHORT TERM GOAL

                              BPEL-7"
                              EG-5.25"

                              LONG TERM GOAL

                              BPEL-8"
                              EG-6"

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