By my housemates little sister!!!! Crap!!! How embarressing!!!! Here i was doing the beginner's routine thinking i had the house to myself. She busted in while i was starkers, hands slippery with moisturiser and lavender oil, strangling my limited manhood. It must have looked like i was having the most intense toss of all time, given the dark red colour of my dick at the time. I dont know who was more embarressed me or her. I didn't even get to do my warm down as i stuffed myselves in my clothes. It wouldn't go down for ages with the amount of blood i was pushing in it. I even tried thinking of my ex's mum (that usually kills it's mood) and that didn't work.
We forced conversation(whilst still 60% erect) and tried to ignore that she busted me. Everything seems cool until she tells her mum and my housemate. (insert sigh here) I hope they all laugh if they find out.
Perhaps you guys should bring out a stealth PE routine for idiots like me.
ANyone else been busted????
We forced conversation(whilst still 60% erect) and tried to ignore that she busted me. Everything seems cool until she tells her mum and my housemate. (insert sigh here) I hope they all laugh if they find out.
Perhaps you guys should bring out a stealth PE routine for idiots like me.
ANyone else been busted????

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