Well I really don't hate mine. Actually after we became aquainted many years ago I think we have grown quite fond of each other. We seem to go everywhere together and he never seems to complain. I think he really likes when we go on vacations together but I do think he's a bit afraid of flying. No I'm talking about those other guys who get on the forum and say they hate their dicks.

Why do they hate them? You've heard them; my dick is too small, too thin, all which can be changed by a little pe. It's those other guys; my dick has a curve, it's shaped like a banana, it has a pimple, a freckle, a small littel dark spot or whatever and they just hate it. Rmember that guy who tried to blow his dick up by leaving it in a vacum tube for way too long and with way too much pressure? He ended up with a discloration that he wanted a magical cure for or else he was going to cut it off? It's those guys I'm talking about.

First off why hate it; it's yours. Now if you hate it who's do you like? I mean is their some type of catalog of dicks that you can browse through and find a make and model you want? Do you go to gyms and watch guys take showers and secretly wish that you had their dick? If you do don't go up and tell them unless you want to get punched! Maybe they are secretly looking at your dick, the dick you hate, and wish they had one like yours. Did you ever think of that? Hey isn't the grass always greener on the other side of the street?

Have you ever once thought of what your dick feels like once he finds out you hate him? Do you do any favors for people that you hate? Of course not. Now picture your dick full well knowing that you hate him and you go and try to get romantic with some girl. Do you think he's going to do you any favors? I know I wouldn't. Hell if I was your dick I'd probably premature ejaculate just to piss you off and embarass the crap out of you. Hell I might not even work at all, kind of go on an ed strike. Really why should I do anything for you; you hate me!

Being that it's getting close to the holidays maybe those that hate their dicks should really think about not hating the poor guy. Maybe get him a little present to put under the tree. Hey it's doesn't have to be much; afterall he's a dick. If you can't afford it how about talking nice to the guy and apologizing for hating him in the past. Maybe just take him to lunch. I bet you if you're nice to him he'll be nice to you. Have you ever thought that ed and pe are just your dick getting you back for hating him? It is possible. As we all have to accept others for what they are accept your dick for who and what he is. Afterall he's all yours!