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If I had a hard flaccid what would I do? Well I know you're all awaiting my response but currently I'm a bit busy so hold your water for a bit and I'll be back!
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First thing I would do is get my head straight, after that the physical training would be fairly straight forward. -
If I had hard flaccid, I'd take to the internet and argue with total strangers making sure to tell each of them they know nothing about what they are talking about and seek as much pity as possible. But that's just me...
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Wouldn't it be the drama and pathos you would get off on?Originally posted by TheZZMan View PostComment
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Okay so I woke up with a hard flaccid today so what would I do?
Well one binding characteristic that it seems all HF guys have is they are stressed out to the max. How do you stop the stress? Well I use rum but you guys are not me are you?
So if I need to de- stress and can't do it myself or with rum my first thought would be diazepam, or as you would know it Valium. What would the diazepam do? Well I would take 5mgs. every night before sleeping. Not only would it help my brain relax but diazepam is one of the most potent muscle relaxers we have. The problem is we gave it out like chicklets from the 60"s to the early 80's so now no doc wants to give an rx for it.
I would take 5mgs every night for 3 weeks. It would help relax the muscles and help calm my brain.
Next I would go get a good muscle relaxer, flexeril or robaxcin would do. I would take one tab t.i.d for three weeks. Between the diazepam and the flexeril after 3 weeks every muscle in my body would feel like jello so my wacked out pelvic floor would be happy.
Now during those three weeks I would take at least one 20 minutes hot bath everyday. No not a heating pad; sit in a nice warm tub. The warmth would help relax the muscles ever further and bring more blood to the area which brings more of those good drugs there.
I wouldn't play with my best friend, I would relax and if within 3 weeks I wasn't any better than that's the way it would be as long as I knew my mind was right, something that I am afraid I see from none of you guys.
Now would I ever recommend any of you guys to do this? No I wouldn't. This is what I would do for me myself and if it didn't work I would except it and enjoy my life without stressing daily about my HF! Trust me the stress you guys put on yourself will not only never allow your issue to heal but it will ruin your outlook on life and it will shorten it. This I know!The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!Comment
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You forgot about chugging down 2 vials of liquid Viagra and then pondering the thought of adding a little Vardenafil and pure testosterone propionate to the mix too!Originally posted by TheZZMan View Post
After all, a little more can't hurt , right!?
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Something surgical to go with that?Originally posted by corageon View PostYou forgot about chugging down 2 vials of liquid Viagra and then pondering the thought of adding a little Vardenafil and pure testosterone propionate to the mix too!
After all, a little more can't hurt , right!?Comment
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Yup - some biotechnics and maybe a computer chip that expands the blood vessels; now we're talkin!Originally posted by Pegasus View Post
... and,.. the computer chip injects HGH automatically every 5 mins,..
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How come we don't cover the...
What if I had a Soft Flaccid ? I am convinced we have a bunch of them flopping around here.
Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohackerLooks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.Comment
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They worked with a kegel /rk routine and edging and got fuller flaccid . They spend a lot of time on the beach in speedo's nowOriginally posted by Dangler View PostComment
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I would take a big fat bong rip.Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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