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How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! ~ Song of Solomon 4:10
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Thanks for the laugh, that was great. Cucumber ? I just wished I had a pickle, OMG, LOL. Good stuff, keep it cumin.A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You. -
After she painfully squeezes his junk and tries to suffocate him, the man with a bandaged head says 'I think she's angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar,' Madyibi said.
He's a very understanding man..."Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happenComment
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That's funny.To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.Comment
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I guess I could have renamed the article...When Sex Education Goes Wrong....How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! ~ Song of Solomon 4:10
“For things to change, you have to change.” - Jim Rohn, The Art of Exceptional LivingComment
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The question is, "Which one of the two got educated?"Originally posted by Ujjayi View PostA prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.Comment
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"Hairy, scary cucumber" lmao
"Don't try to strangle it, you'll just make it bigger, and then you'll be even more scared of it!"
Remind me before having sex with a virgin to advise her that my penis is a part of my body like my arms or legs, and not a live animal or some satanic snake demon. (Not a knock against virgins, but rather the sad state of sex ed worldwide)Well-endowed is a state of mind.
Sequoia's Wood Log!
Pre PE
BPEL: 6.75"
MEG: 5.125"
Current
BPEL: 7.75"
MEG: 5.3"Comment
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I'm not quite sure why everyone finds this funny, a fiance smashes a bottle over his head and most are just "lol, hairy cucumber" while ignoring she tried to suffocate him. Had this been reversed we'd all think the guy was terrible, but it's funny when women do it. I don't see the humor here.Comment
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