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Little boy goes up to his dad and asks "Dad, what's a vagina like?" The dad responds "Before sex, it reminds me of a beautiful flower with pretty pink petals and an alluring fragrance." The boy then asks "What about AFTER sex?" The dad sits there for a second thinking and says "Well son... you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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Husband: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.
Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.Comment
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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Remember: Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive.
I wish you all a great 2013.
Note: This is not funny.I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven WrightComment
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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April Fools Day from John Legere at T-Mobile, funny !
The new Booth E !
https://youtu.be/veGkOhffvy8
Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohackerLooks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.Comment
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There's nothing more beautiful than the sound of children's laughter in the house.
Unless it's 3am...
And you don't have children...Comment
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Bondage.
Some people call it domestic violence.
We call it foreplay.
Got cuffs? GAME ON!
My routine and gains.
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Bondage.
Some people call it domestic violence.
We call it foreplay.
Got cuffs? GAME ON!
My routine and gains.
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Progress Log | Extender Progress Log
Recommended Routine
2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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Progress Log | Extender Progress Log
Recommended Routine
2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"Comment
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