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What Is Your Favorite Way To Get Off?
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Well, it starts with a shower for two and then goes where ever it wants. Love, love, love our showers together. When her mood is right, she is determined that I am not going to get out of the shower without getting me off. I choose to never disappoint my lady.
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Fishing.
Yeah, I bet y'all can definitely tell that I ain't been getting any lately.You never slow down, you never grow old!
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When the following are all occurring at the same moment in time:
1. Phone is ringing
2. Doorbell is sounding, incessant knocking at the door, a loud voice is shouting "Police ! Open up !"
3. 2 of 3 smoke alarms are going off.
4. A voice behind the closet door is pleading to be freed.
5. Something in the microwave has burst into flames.
Fun eh ?
Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohackerLooks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.
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Member of the Month Sept 2018
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