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  • #16
    The smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like....breakfast.
    A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Party View Post
      The smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like....breakfast.
      We used to camp a few years ago, it was a great way to get the kids away at weekends when I had my fish business, walking round in the mornings with folks cooking bacon, does that make you feel hungry for some bacon of your own, only to find out its cornflake day, now that hurts.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by NOWHARD View Post
        We used to camp a few years ago, it was a great way to get the kids away at weekends when I had my fish business, walking round in the mornings with folks cooking bacon, does that make you feel hungry for some bacon of your own, only to find out its cornflake day, now that hurts.

        NOWHARD
        Sounds like you should have had a "Bacon Raid", kinda like a panty raid only you don't try on the bacon for fun.
        A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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        • #19
          Oh but you do sniff both first.
          A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Party View Post
            Sounds like you should have had a "Bacon Raid", kinda like a panty raid only you don't try on the bacon for fun.
            What does go down nice is soft roes on toast, now that is as good away to start the day if there is no bacon around, we always took some at weekends, just enough for us adults, as kids do not like them.

            Soft roes come from herrings.

            Say just how do you get a pantry raid in tents?

            NOWHARD

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            • #21
              Waking up next to my lady and listening to her sigh as I kiss her good morning gently on her neck.
              5/15/17 | BPEL: 6.50, MEG: 4.75 BEG: 5.00
              1/10/18 | BPEL: 7.25, MEG: 5.20 BEG: 6.20

              "Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.” ― Anaïs Nin

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              • #22
                When a woman is intelligent, witty, and has a dirty mind like me. On the physical side, the really tiny ones (say 4'10" to about 5'3" and size 00 to 2), so long as they aren't afraid of larger things. lol
                Original/Current Stats:
                2014-09-01: BPEL 6.8"/NBPEL 6" MEG 5.0", BPFL 5"/NBPFL 4" FG 4.4"
                2019-03-16: BPEL 8"/NBPEL 6.75" MEG 5.2", BPFL 6.75"/NBPFL 5.5" FG 4.5"

                Goals:
                Realistic: BPEL 8.5"/NBPEL 7.5" MEG 5.5"
                Optimistic: BPEL 9"/NBPEL 8" MEG 5.75"
                Dream: BPEL 10"/NBPEL 9" MEG 6.5"

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                • #23
                  Silliness.
                  Start | BPEL: 6.2500, EG: 5.0000 |
                  Current | BPEL: 7.0625, EG: 5.0625 |
                  Goal​ | BPEL: 7.5, EG: 5.5 |

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                  • #24
                    Is There Such A Thing As "Sexy" Food?

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                    We Love The Smell Of Spam In The Morning!

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                    • #25
                      I mean besides a banana, which if I was a female, I would probably never eat one in public.

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                      • #26
                        transition team transition team

                        Will the commies win?
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                        • #27
                          What Does Your Weekly Grocery List Look Like?



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                          • #28
                            I think fresh strawberries are rather sexy when eating.
                            Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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                            • #29
                              And...thou art banned...

                              Anyway...so what does your grocery list look like?
                              How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! ~ Song of Solomon 4:10

                              For things to change, you have to change.” - Jim Rohn, The Art of Exceptional Living

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                              • #30
                                It is on my Smart phone, if I use a list.

                                Usually just push the cart around and stuff just jumps off the shelf and lands in the cart.
                                The cart has a sign on it that says:
                                "No ninos en la canasta"

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