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  • #1

    Best comedian of all time

    In my opinion, the best comedian of all time is George Carlin. He is FANTASTIC. I get goosebumps everytime I watch his stand ups. What really got me is his stand up on religion. In only 10 minutes, he annihilated EVERYTHING that religion stands on, without even being vulgar (besides using the F word a few times). In fact he just states the facts as they are. Go on youtube and search for "George carlin religion" its a 10 minute video. I dont want to post the link here because Im afraid some people might get offended.

    Another fantastic one is Bill Hicks.

    Who is your favorite comedian and why?
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  • #2
    You seen frankie boyle yet radio? Totally hilarious. Bill hicks funny man too.

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    • #3
      Frankie Boyle is absolutely brilliant - I have to agree.
      Vulcan
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      • #4
        George was the best. I can not resist saying JUMBO shrimp whenever an opportunity presents itself. And I still can't figure out where to put all my stuff.
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        • #5
          George was the best. I just bought myself a vacutech to stuff my "stuff" in.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by going411by7 View Post
            George was the best. I just bought myself a vacutech to stuff my "stuff" in.
            I believe your "stuff" is one of the seven words you can't say on television.
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            • #7
              What are the other six?

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              • #8
                Russell Peters is the shit lol
                "I came, I saw, I conquered"- Julius Cesear

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Batwoman View Post
                  What are the other six?
                  Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, and tits.
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                  • #10
                    "Stuff" doesn't really sound like it fits into the same category as those!

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                    • #11
                      Watching (well listening) to that George Carlin video right now.

                      Brilliant!!

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                      • #12
                        There are some words I just love to say over and over like "tits and "cunt." Can't get enough! Long live G. C. I'll betcha he's up in heaven somewhere sitting on the edge of a cloud, looking down on us, yelling, "Hey take a look at that pair of tits over there."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Batwoman View Post
                          "Stuff" doesn't really sound like it fits into the same category as those!
                          I believe G4 stuffs his cock in the vacutech. At least that's what I would put in it; however, I stuff my "stuff" in an LAPump cylinder.
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                          01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
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                          • #14
                            David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK... Bill Hicks too. Rest his soul, even though he doesn't have one.
                            On a voyage to the end of the ruler :Cool2:

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                            • #15
                              Cool, I like George Carlin supporters.
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                              Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'

                              Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

                              TGC Theory

                              A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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