My neighbors are trying to have a baby. I'm trying to have a wet dream.

[Caught Masturbating Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Caught Masturbating]

I haven't twirled my baton since 9/5. Bright and early, I gave the cock a doodle-doo.

Last time I erupted in bed I was around age 28 I think. I wanna have another go age 34.

This would be my biggest accomplishment yet if I can pull it off.

Or, rather, not pull it at all. That is the challenge. A very long and hard challenge.

I hope it happens soon before I cave to temptation.

I appreciate any encouragement and moral support I can get.

I'll keep you posted if my dream cums true.

This should be the plot of a movie or something.

[BBC Action Senior Member Member of the Month August 2019 Find all posts View Profile Close BBC Action]

No, you don't wish for a wet dream. It's like facial hair. We all wanted it when we were younger, now it's a nuisance.

[Caught Masturbating Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Caught Masturbating]

Well the counter resets to back to zero (lol). I gave into temptation today. Oh well. At least I can concentrate on other things now. I don't know how respectable people like teachers, lawyers, and Presidents of the United States go their whole lives without masturbating. I just don't have in me it seems.

I guess I'm just a disgusting person.

Yeah, wet dreams can be annoying sometimes. I just wanted to prove to myself that I still got it.

I'm not giving up, but I will be taking a break before attempting this again.

[Physdoc Retired Moderator Member of the Month July 2019 Find all posts View Profile Close Physdoc]

Who says respectable people don’t masturbate? There’s nothing wrong with masturbating and people from all walks of life do it. Don’t fret so much about it.

[BBC Action Senior Member Member of the Month August 2019 Find all posts View Profile Close BBC Action]

Well the counter resets to back to zero (lol). I gave into temptation today. Oh well. At least I can concentrate on other things now. I don't know how respectable people like teachers, lawyers, and Presidents of the United States go their whole lives without masturbating. I just don't have in me it seems.

I guess I'm just a disgusting person.

Yeah, wet dreams can be annoying sometimes. I just wanted to prove to myself that I still got it.

I'm not giving up, but I will be taking a break before attempting this again.

Abstaining might not guarantee a wet dream. I often go several days without ejaculation and still don't have wet dreams often. Wet dreams can also come from stimulation from your night time erections in the sheets.

My wet dreams come in the form of a dream, where I'm traveling somewhere without being able to urinate with a full bladder. Eventually I will find somewhere to go and then when I pee, its actually me having a wet dream. It's the same dream every time and it's very surreal. Now that I know the dream, whenever I make it to the bathroom in my dream, I wake myself up somehow and catch myself on the edge of ejaculating.

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I haven't twirled my baton since 9/5. Bright and early, I gave the cock a doodle-doo.

Last time I erupted in bed I was around age 28 I think. I wanna have another go age 34.

This would be my biggest accomplishment yet if I can pull it off.

Or, rather, not pull it at all. That is the challenge. A very long and hard challenge.

I hope it happens soon before I cave to temptation.

I appreciate any encouragement and moral support I can get.

I'll keep you posted if my dream cums true.

This should be the plot of a movie or something.

I jack off in my sleep sometimes I suggest edging or getting close but then go to sleep

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

What’s really gonna aggregate you in your forties is not having orgasms in your sleep for you but your wife has multiples. Very common for women in their 40’s and 50’s.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Life's to short man, do what makes you happy. Life binds us enough on it's own, no need to add extra chains ourselves. Don't beat yourself up over it. Fap or no fap, it doesn't make you a better or worse person.