Frozen Lychee Yogurt = Consistency of Vagina?

[madyogi Moderator Member of the Month April 2020PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close madyogi]

So, I came across this the other day : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iKXL3RySE

Regardless of politics (the youtube channel is generally political), this is hysterical.

About 13:00 into the video, the comic they're making fun of, Dave Rubin (who is gay) says he used to go to a frozen yogurt place with a gay girl to pretend they were a straight couple, and she claimed the texture of lychee is just like vagina.

I don't know ... I've never had Lychee.

Can anyone confirm?

[incogneeetoe Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2017*Special Appreciated Moderator Nov. 2021* PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close incogneeetoe]

Ok, well, I have eaten lychee. Not frozen, though, but "fresh".

I'd imagine that frozen is different, but not that you mention it I can see how the comparison can be made...

[madyogi Moderator Member of the Month April 2020PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close madyogi]

Ok, well, I have eaten lychee. Not frozen, though, but "fresh".

I'd imagine that frozen is different, but not that you mention it I can see how the comparison can be made...

Good to know. Gotta go find me some fresh lychee, or maybe just spend a little extra time under the covers

[zero0x Senior Member Member of the Month May 2020 Find all posts View Profile Close zero0x]

Not at all, Lychee is native to my GF native province and she still doesn't taste like lychee.
I have grown up eating lots of lychee so can confirm.

[hereforgirth Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close hereforgirth]

no it tastes like pennies, not yogurt lol