Worst One Night Stand?

[islander Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close islander]

Gag gag!
I have never had a one night stand and for sure wont now lol

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I wont go into a massive story but I Met a girl one night and got a taxi to her house in the sticks, I had to rely on her giving me a lift in the morning so once I got there I was stuck. Anyway, I was banging her from behind on the edge of the bed and she just started vomiting and just as I'm about to say are you ok she shits on me, Honestly it came out like projectile vomit. I freaked out at first but then got over it and helped her in the shower, She was crying so much I made up some story about me doing something similar to make her feel better but Christ I felt bad for her.

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I wont go into a massive story but I Met a girl one night and got a taxi to her house in the sticks, I had to rely on her giving me a lift in the morning so once I got there I was stuck. Anyway, I was banging her from behind on the edge of the bed and she just started vomiting and just as I'm about to say are you ok she shits on me, Honestly it came out like projectile vomit. I freaked out at first but then got over it and helped her in the shower, She was crying so much I made up some story about me doing something similar to make her feel better but Christ I felt bad for her.

That was very nice of you. A bad experience, but you did the right thing.

[ItWasWritten Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ItWasWritten]

Damn, guys are even getting shitted on now. This is scary stuff.

[Alpha Q Harter Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alpha Q Harter]

Damn, guys are even getting shitted on now. This is scary stuff.

The things we do, to have more confidence, to get shitted on more.

[UNKNOWN JELQER Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UNKNOWN JELQER]

So this is a story from back in the day (high school) when I use to throw kickbacks in my house. My kickbacks use to crack, I mean I had up to 50 ppl in my house and the ratio had to be more girls then guys. Everyone use to talk about my KB so much that teachers would ask when was the next one and had ppl from 4 different school coming to them. So this one KB this girl that I had been spitting game to came and we were drinking chopping it up. I take her to my room we start macking, I undress her and strap the condom on and insert my dick in her pussy. She starts riding like I'm a fucking bull!!! She was riding me so hard my dick was hurting and then she throws up all over the fucking place!!!! EEEEHHHH!!!The funny thing is while she was throwing up her pussy got so tight!!! Damn it felt good. After that I called her friend in to help me change her and clean her up. She never talked to me again and every time she saw me she would just walk the opposite direction, don't know why I didn't really care that she puked all over my room.

[Illnath Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Illnath]

I'm not into the whole one night stand thing... Don't like women who do that stuff (not guys either) but damn you guys have some funny stories!

- Ill

[second lensman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close second lensman]

When you've been happily married for 40 years one night stands are among the last things on your mind. However there was this time in college in 1971--aw forget it.

[LOveMEat Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LOveMEat]

Lol^^

[MurphKitty Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close MurphKitty]

I have had many one night stands and I have to say it always sucks when you're in a relationship with a really great girl and she somehow manages to get you to feel horrible about them. My current gf is an AMAZING person but she's a virgin so I feel like crap knowing that she knows that I've been around the block and back. Somehow she still loves me but I know it kills her to have my past experiences play out in her head. That's the reason one night stands suck for me at least, Any other negative effects or affects people have dealt with??

[3rdLegParty Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 3rdLegParty]

Damn, guys are even getting shitted on now. This is scary stuff.

LMAO!!

[mistydawn Banned Find all posts View Profile Close mistydawn]

Any other negative effects or affects people have dealt with??

Just the one I said, I felt sick with myself after I left. Fortunately I realized I didn't like how it made me feel and I never had a one night stand again.

[IAmAMusicalGenius Member Find all posts View Profile Close IAmAMusicalGenius]

I was 22 and walking home from the pub with my brother, when I saw this very attractive looking girl standing outside a house. She asked us if we would like to join the party. My brother went home. I went in. The party was only about 5 or 6 people. They apparently all worked at the same supermarket.

I had been out all day drinking. Mixing alcohol with antidepressants made me act a bit strange. Over confident - kind of like a manic depressive in a manic phase. I was usually useless with women, I just freaked them out. But that night my confidence must have impressed because much to my amazement I found myself kissing the really attractive girl, and what was even more amazing is she was kissing me back.

In the middle of the kissing I heard this sigh and a voice said, "The guys always go for (insert name of girl I was kissing)." I looked and saw this very very overweight girl, and I could relate to how she was feeling just then! Because girls always ignored me and went for my mates. So I stopped kissing the girl, who to this day was probably the best looking girl I have kissed, and decided to start kissing the very overweight girl instead!. The kiss was awkward. Not sure if that was my poor kissing skills or hers, but it felt weird.

I think I then tried to start kissing the good looking girl again, but she wasn't having any of it!

I was talking to the overweight girl, and said something like, "Isn't it just nice to cuddle sometimes". She agreed and we decided to spend the night cuddling. This wasn't a line, I really meant it. I was a very lonely person. I remember she was eager to go to bed early.

We went upstairs and I got into bed. She took off her top and her breasts were HUGE. Like they litterally were hitting the floor. All I kept saying to her was, "Your boobs are so fucking huge!". And she would say "Thanks!". She seemed flattered. She got into bed with me and lay next to me. She asked if it was ok to put her arm on me. This was very very good for my fragile ego. A girl that seemed thrilled by the idea of being allowed to touch me.

I think I said to her "Do you wanna have sex." And she said "Yeah ok". I then told her to bend over, or get on all fours or something incredilbly the opposite of smooth and romantic. I saw the look on her face. Just a subtle facial expression, that showed me she was hurt about the idea of me wanting to have sex with her while she was facing away from me. So I think I just guided her hand down to my penis for a hand job instead. How very sensitive of me!

She made me cum, and then I asked if she wanted me to do that to her. She indicated yes, but for some reason that I don't understand, I just went to sleep instead. And I let her lay in the wet patch.

The next morning she hinted and hinted for my number. I knew my anxiety problems were so bad at that point that I could never go out with her. One of the reasons why I would get so drunk was because that was the only way I could handle it. I gave her my number though, and she rang later that same day! I brushed her off as politely as I could. I could hear how disappointed she was.

Oh and i'm not writing this as my worst one night stand, i'm writing it on behalf of that overweight girl. I hope for her sakes it was her worst! Sorry wherever you are!

[mistydawn Banned Find all posts View Profile Close mistydawn]

I was 22 and walking home from the pub with my brother, when I saw this very attractive looking girl standing outside a house. She asked us if we would like to join the party. My brother went home. I went in. The party was only about 5 or 6 people. They apparently all worked at the same supermarket.

I had been out all day drinking. Mixing alcohol with antidepressants made me act a bit strange. Over confident - kind of like a manic depressive in a manic phase. I was usually useless with women, I just freaked them out. But that night my confidence must have impressed because much to my amazement I found myself kissing the really attractive girl, and what was even more amazing is she was kissing me back.

In the middle of the kissing I heard this sigh and a voice said, "The guys always go for (insert name of girl I was kissing)." I looked and saw this very very overweight girl, and I could relate to how she was feeling just then! Because girls always ignored me and went for my mates. So I stopped kissing the girl, who to this day was probably the best looking girl I have kissed, and decided to start kissing the very overweight girl instead!. The kiss was awkward. Not sure if that was my poor kissing skills or hers, but it felt weird.

I think I then tried to start kissing the good looking girl again, but she wasn't having any of it!

I was talking to the overweight girl, and said something like, "Isn't it just nice to cuddle sometimes". She agreed and we decided to spend the night cuddling. This wasn't a line, I really meant it. I was a very lonely person. I remember she was eager to go to bed early.

We went upstairs and I got into bed. She took off her top and her breasts were HUGE. Like they litterally were hitting the floor. All I kept saying to her was, "Your boobs are so fucking huge!". And she would say "Thanks!". She seemed flattered. She got into bed with me and lay next to me. She asked if it was ok to put her arm on me. This was very very good for my fragile ego. A girl that seemed thrilled by the idea of being allowed to touch me.

I think I said to her "Do you wanna have sex." And she said "Yeah ok". I then told her to bend over, or get on all fours or something incredilbly the opposite of smooth and romantic. I saw the look on her face. Just a subtle facial expression, that showed me she was hurt about the idea of me wanting to have sex with her while she was facing away from me. So I think I just guided her hand down to my penis for a hand job instead. How very sensitive of me!

She made me cum, and then I asked if she wanted me to do that to her. She indicated yes, but for some reason that I don't understand, I just went to sleep instead. And I let her lay in the wet patch.

The next morning she hinted and hinted for my number. I knew my anxiety problems were so bad at that point that I could never go out with her. One of the reasons why I would get so drunk was because that was the only way I could hande it. I gave her my number though, and she rang later that same day! I brushed her off as politely as I could. I could hear how disappointed she was.

Oh and i'm not writing this as my worst night stand, i'm writing it on behalf of that overweight girl. I hope for her sakes it was her worst! Sorry wherever you are!

Hey, did you notice I gave a guy on here a warm fuzzy for doing the right thing (I sound Mormon...lol...I'm not)? I have given others on other threads warm fuzzies, kisses, hugs and so on for other stuff. You said all I do is notice men behaving badly.

In your own case, you did ok. You tried to be polite. Sometimes we women think sleeping with a guy means it is the start of a relationship.

[IAmAMusicalGenius Member Find all posts View Profile Close IAmAMusicalGenius]

Hey, did you notice I gave a guy on here a warm fuzzy for doing the right thing (I sound Mormon...lol...I'm not)? I have given others on other threads warm fuzzies, kisses, hugs and so on for other stuff. You said all I do is notice men behaving badly.

In your own case, you did ok. You tried to be polite. Sometimes we women think sleeping with a guy means it is the start of a relationship.

Haha I did notice actually. I'll give you a rep.