Pros and cons when you marry a virgin.

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

PROS
1)You can't ask her that ever important question " Am I the biggest you ever had" or "Was your ex bigger"
2)You will be the biggest she ever had.
3)You will be the best she ever had.
4)No concerns about STD's.

CONS
1)You can't ask that ever important question "Am I the biggest you have ever had".
2)You will be the smallest she ever had.
3)Sexually inexperienced.
4)First time is usually quite awkward.

Disclaimer: If for some reason you fail to see that the majority of the above was not meant to be taken seriously, Im sorry. If you think it is sad that it wasn't serious. Im sorry also.


Think of any more?

[vulcan Retired ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close vulcan]

She'll still find a way to produce that 'Ex who was HUGE'.

[HotLatino73 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close HotLatino73]

You will also be the worst she ever had!

[Koh Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Koh]

Technically, one of her exes could have been packin, they just didn't take it beyond foreplay. Either way, those questions don't interest me.

[Rando Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rando]

I know so far the answers have been kind of tongue in cheek, but I could never marry a virgin. Some women just have low sex drives and/or aren't very adventurous in the bedroom. This is fine for a lot of men, but I'm a pretty adventurous type and like to constantly try new things and I think sexual compatibility would be pretty high up on my checklist of things in a potential partner.

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

PROS
1)You can't ask her that ever important question " Am I the biggest you ever had" or "Was your ex bigger"
2)You will be the biggest she ever had.
3)You will be the best she ever had.
4)No concerns about STD's.

CONS
1)You can't ask that ever important question "Am I the biggest you have ever had".
2)You will be the smallest she ever had.
3)Sexually inexperienced.
4)First time is usually quite awkward.


Think of any more?

1)"Am i the biggest you have ever had" is not an ever important question.
2)you are not guaranteed to be the smallest she had,
3)Letting the reality that a girl may have had a bigger penis then yours, orgasms with another man, or someone sexually more skilled then you turn you against her or searching for one who has never had penis so you can feel like the man, is just as pathetic and shallow as women who judge men based on their cock..so shame on any of you who do it
4) You are getting kind of repetitive with this whole topic ..twisting other threads back to this one subject which weighs on your mind. relationships women who have had bigger penis then yours.. creating new threads that question the same thing but are dressed slightly different...you need to step back and take a breather from the topic..the more you focus on it the bigger the problem will seem and get...Mountain out of a mole hill.

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

1)"Am i the biggest you have ever had" is not an ever important question.
2)you are not guaranteed to be the smallest she had,
3)Letting the reality that a girl may have had a bigger penis then yours, orgasms with another man, or someone sexually more skilled then you turn you against her or searching for one who has never had penis so you can feel like the man, is just as pathetic and shallow as women who judge men based on their cock..so shame on any of you who do it
4) You are getting kind of repetitive with this whole topic ..twisting other threads back to this one subject which weighs on your mind. relationships women who have had bigger penis then yours.. creating new threads that question the same thing but are dressed slightly different...you need to step back and take a breather from the topic..the more you focus on it the bigger the problem will seem and get...Mountain out of a mole hill.

It looks like you failed to realize the "tongue in cheek" nature of my pro's and cons. I brought this up because I am married to a virgin ( was a virgin) and you seemed to jump to the conclusion that Im searching for a virgin because you feel that I think my penis is inadequate. During the process of investigating my previous posts maybe you came across a post where I mentioned this. Perhaps it was overlooked? When I said the "ever important question..." it seems some of the other members understood my humor. Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill!

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

I do remember reading that about you...I also remember wondering why you are so concerned about things you don't need to be worried about..the what ifs since you are with someone who was a virgin.

This topic about women with pasts has been retreaded over and over.. from multiple angles.
Whether or not it was done in a tongue and cheek way, doesn't change that fact that some have non tongue and cheek fears and ideas about such topics (and your tongue and cheek was very very negative)

Not all of the my last post was directed solely at you.

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

I do remember reading that about you...I also remember wondering why you are so concerned about things you don't need to be worried about..the what ifs since you are with someone who was a virgin.

This topic about women with pasts has been retreaded over and over.. from multiple angles.
Whether or not it was done in a tongue and cheek way, doesn't change that fact that some have non tongue and cheek fears and ideas about such topics (and your tongue and cheek was very very negative)

Not all of the my last post was directed solely at you.

I am sorry you dont recognize the humor in the pros and cons. Notice some of them were listed in both categories. I really dont see that this thread is worthy of critique by moderators. It was not intended to be taken seriously and for the most part it has not been. In the future I will refrain from posting anything that you may take offense of. My most sincere apologizes.

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

I am sorry you fail to recognize that there are many here who do have issues around this topic and would take it seriously especially since there were no emotive used or any indication of tone or humor... it reads as serious, to people who do not know you.

I do have a sense of humor, but negative and depreciating put downs, about a subject that people have baggage with doesn't fall into it.
and its insulting to females.

Its not personal i would have said it to whoever was the op...if you had made it clearer that it was humor then i would have maybe let it slide and since it is in humor i am moving it to the gym.. not in the relationship forum which is set up to help people.

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

I am sorry you fail to recognize that there are many here who do have issues around this topic and would take it seriously especially since there were no emotive used or any indication of tone or humor... it reads as serious, to people who do not know you.

I do have a sense of humor, but negative and depreciating put downs, about a subject that people have baggage with doesn't fall into it.
and its insulting to females.

Its not personal i would have said it to whoever was the op...if you had made it clearer that it was humor then i would have maybe let it slide and since it is in humor i am moving it to the gym.. not in the relationship forum which is set up to help people.

Do as you wish.

[blulite Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blulite]

i really dont see where the cons lie....

pros,

brand new vagina,
tight,
wet,
you can teach her to be everything you want in the bedroom....
your gonna be the first and only dick she might ever have.. unless you dont handle your business then its your fault she went elsewhere.

cons...
your being an insecure ass...

harsh maybe, but true....

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

i really dont see where the cons lie....

pros,

brand new vagina,
tight,
wet,
you can teach her to be everything you want in the bedroom....
your gonna be the first and only dick she might ever have.. unless you dont handle your business then its your fault she went elsewhere.

cons...
your being an insecure ass...

harsh maybe, but true....

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Yet someone else who can invest in a sense of humor or is it a lack of reading comphrehension skills. Perhaps I should start a fund. I will contribute the first penny. It would go a long way in your case. Perhaps it is your insecurities coming out when you feel the need to resort to name calling over a very mundane post. Oh where is the moderator here when someone calls you a insecure ass or is it only the things I say that is "moderated". I have never called anyone inflammatory names. Is there a double standard?

[JerzeeGuy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close JerzeeGuy]

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Yet someone else who can invest in a sense of humor or is it a lack of reading comphrehension skills. Perhaps I should start a fund. I will contribute the first penny. It would go a long way in your case. Oh where is the moderator here when someone calls you a insecure ass or is it only the things I say that is "moderated". I have never called anyone inflammatory names. Is there a double standard?

Many on here know that in November I will be marrying my best friend and favorite girl in the whole wide world, who happens to be a virgin. When I saw this post, I was curious since I posted a similar topic a couple days ago. However, I immediately noticed that this post was not meant to be taken seriously, which is sad, because many guys will be this similar situation and may not noticed that this post was intended for humor. So, just be careful of the topics you choose to make light of. I think thats all Tink (moderator) was trying to point out. So its all good bro, dont go getting yourself banned.

[blulite Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blulite]

the point im trying to make is quite true... there are no cons yet you continue to worry about it..therefore your own mind produces questions that point to being insecure.....