is it normal to jizz in your pants?

[luweesz Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close luweesz]

hey there... it's been some months since i last posted here, but i got plagued last night bout wat happened at the workplace. you see i gotta some issues to work out and i gotta need some nice advice. last night, i got horny with one of my colleagues since i find her plump and i wanna do that thing. the problem is i have not masturbated for like a month, so i got this boner right in my pants for some half an hour, stroking it in my desk and i find it really really fascinating. and then i try to edge, so i stop the stroking and i thought the libido subsided, when suddenly i came in my pants. holy shit the jizz got me wet and it smelled somehow i was almost chased by cops because of the smell while going home at the train.

i find it peculiar and i find it guilty that doing that obscene act at the office. please help

[Pegasus AdministratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero ☺ Admin of the Month Mar 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Pegasus]

Umm some things are best done at home.

[Total_Honesty Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Total_Honesty]

As I was about to type up a respectable and reasonable responce to your post, I...JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants - YouTube

[HotRod Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close HotRod]

hey there... it's been some months since i last posted here, but i got plagued last night bout wat happened at the workplace. you see i gotta some issues to work out and i gotta need some nice advice. last night, i got horny with one of my colleagues since i find her plump and i wanna do that thing. the problem is i have not masturbated for like a month, so i got this boner right in my pants for some half an hour, stroking it in my desk and i find it really really fascinating. and then i try to edge, so i stop the stroking and i thought the libido subsided, when suddenly i came in my pants. holy shit the jizz got me wet and it smelled somehow i was almost chased by cops because of the smell while going home at the train.

i find it peculiar and i find it guilty that doing that obscene act at the office. please help

I don't see the issue. There's nothing obscene in what you described. It's pretty normal. Maybe you just need practice. You could get some of those adult diapers for incontinence, or wear some sanitary napkins in your underwear - something to absorb the semen. Let us know how this situation develops.

[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

I would advise seeing a doctor if your ejaculate smelled so badly that the police nearly arrested you.

Ask your boss to purchase tissues and hand cream for you out of petty cash. Also, request that the female co-workers dress more provocatively. This way, you will masturbate faster and have more time to actually do your work while in the office.

[willo012 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close willo012]

As I was about to type up a respectable and reasonable responce to your post, I...JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants - YouTube

These guys are hilarious! have you heard the song they did called "i just had sex"? So funny! :P

[eternia Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close eternia]

It's funny I have the same situation. After 2 to 3 weeks of not masturbating I jizz in my clothes. I just live with it. and that sound it amazing my friends showed me it two years ago.

[blulite Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blulite]

hmmm, ive never jizzed in my pants.....

[Cdn Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Cdn]

Jizzing in your pants after not mastrubating for a while, normal.
Beating the mole at work, strange but points for ballsiness.

Regards
Cdn

[IfWishesWereFishes Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close IfWishesWereFishes]

Somebody I used to know consistently had that problem. He would come way before it was even touched. The solution for this guy was to jerk off and delay finishing. So try edging on a regular basis maybe.

[OMG! Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close OMG!]

I advise wearing no pants to work. It will save so much laundry.

[luweesz Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close luweesz]

I don't see the issue. There's nothing obscene in what you described. It's pretty normal. Maybe you just need practice. You could get some of those adult diapers for incontinence, or wear some sanitary napkins in your underwear - something to absorb the semen. Let us know how this situation develops.

i've been in commando for quite a year now to hang it lowly... gee thanks for the replies. not to mention, just this morning i got a written memo from my boss about what happened. you see, some women reacted to the matter and it reached my boss. what's not normal is that you need to take that load out of the restroom and not on the cube; that's all. in fact he even asked me if i wear briefs or boxers 'cause my pants smell piss sometimes

[Total_Honesty Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Total_Honesty]

These guys are hilarious! have you heard the song they did called "i just had sex"? So funny! :P

Yes, I've seen tons of their videos.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

touching your selfand jizzing in your pants at work, absolutely not normal. you are luck that all you got was a writtn memo. Just saying

[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

The thing is, you didn't spontaneously ejaculate. You jacked off at your desk through your pants for a half hour while looking at your co workers. BigO is right you're lucky all you got was a memo..