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    Dave Needs help.....

    hey guys, so today i was working on the farm when my mate dave comes running into the unit telling me theres something wrong and he's come to me because i know so much about penile health..

    anyway he whips it out and shows me the problem and to my surprise i had never seen anything like it before.... i told him id take a few pics and upload them here to seek advice from everyone on what the issue could be and how to resolve it.

    heres the pics....
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    Last edited by blulite; 11-02-2011, 12:08 PM.
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    Looks like raw chicken.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

    Sept 2010 BPEL 5.25 x EG 4.25
    Feb 2011 BPEL 6.5 x EG 4.65
    Oct 2011 1yr posting BPEL 7 x EG 4.8 (now time to work on girth)

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    • #3
      pmsl, what sort of chicken have you been eating?
      When your the inventor of the three "ooks" you just know you got it going on...

      Dont forget to REP if you like my posts....

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      • #4
        it looks like your friends penis is made of something other than penile tissue..... lol
        The force is strong with you young Skywalker. Obi Wan has trained you well.

        before: 6X4.5
        now: 7X5
        next: 8X6

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        • #5
          ahah I saw this in college before.. Did your friend's penis have a funny taste? I'm assuming you gave it the taste test, just like a cop would do to possible cocaine haha just tell him to cut it off I'm 90% sure he'll grow another one.

          07/25/2011
          BPEL 8.5"
          NPBEL 6.5"
          EG 5.49"
          Goal 09/27/2011
          BPEL 8.5"
          NBPEL 7"
          EG 5.6
          Current as of 09/27/2011
          BPEL 8.66" 22cm
          NBPEL 6.3" :(
          EG 5.65 =)
          New Goal 12/31/2011
          BPEL 8.66"
          NBPEL 7" let's try again
          EG 5.75"

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          • #6
            Dave's not here, man...

            http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...mmy20chong.jpg

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            • #7
              Ahh just as I thought, it's melting.
              Starting:9-8-2011
              BPEL: 8 in.
              MEG: 6.25 in.
              BPFL: 6.5 in.
              FL: 5.5 in.
              BPFLS: 9 in>(!!)

              11-3-2011:
              BPEL: 8.562 in. (8+9/16)
              MEG: 6.375 in.
              NBPEL: 7.75

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              • #8
                Yeah I encounter this on a daily basis.
                What you wanna do is roll his dick in batter and breadcrumbs, then dunk in a deep fat fryer for about 30 seconds. Add sauce to taste.

                He'll never have issues getting another blowjob.

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                • #9
                  I'm under the impression this is a joke?
                  The first photo does look like raw chicken. Looks like something i'd take a butcher knife to.

                  Since he's not rushing to the hospital, I'm guessing it is a joke.
                  "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
                  Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
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                  As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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                  • #10
                    Fine dining is no joke Toad.

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                    • #11
                      If I can make wings out of it just let me know. The deep fryer is always ready!
                      The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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                      • #12
                        the ideas of it being chicken or some sort of food stuffs are great.. but also wrong lol...
                        When your the inventor of the three "ooks" you just know you got it going on...

                        Dont forget to REP if you like my posts....

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                        • #13
                          blulite, was this one of the things in your snack box?
                          "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
                          Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
                          Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
                          As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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