Women - Downright Cruel!

[Gator Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Gator]

So I have been "seeing" this girl from school. Nothing sexual at all, just chilling and some dinner dates. So tonight she wants me to come back to her dorm. I'm fine with that. We start fooling around and she starts rubbing the forbidden area. Mr. Happy awakens for action. She asks me if I have ever had sex. I respond with "Nope, virgin." She asks me if I have ever had a BJ. I respond with "Nope, I'm purely innocent." She says "I'm going to make you dirty then."

So she proceeds to take my pants off, then the boxers. She starts rubbing and says "This is pretty nice. But my friends are all wrong." I asked her "What do you mean?".

And then it comes out...

She says "They all thought you had a monster dick because you are skinny and all skinny guys seem to have monster dicks. But this will do..."


At that point I pushed her away, put my clothes back on, and left the room. She didn't know what to think. I turned around and said "Not cool..."

That kind of fucking bullshit is exactly why I am still a 100% virgin. So cruel...so cruel...

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

So I have been "seeing" this girl from school. Nothing sexual at all, just chilling and some dinner dates. So tonight she wants me to come back to her dorm. I'm fine with that. We start fooling around and she starts rubbing the forbidden area. Mr. Happy awakens for action. She asks me if I have ever had sex. I respond with "Nope, virgin." She asks me if I have ever had a BJ. I respond with "Nope, I'm purely innocent." She says "I'm going to make you dirty then."

So she proceeds to take my pants off, then the boxers. She starts rubbing and says "This is pretty nice. But my friends are all wrong." I asked her "What do you mean?".

And then it comes out...

She says "They all thought you had a monster dick because you are skinny and all skinny guys seem to have monster dicks. But this will do..."


At that point I pushed her away, put my clothes back on, and left the room. She didn't know what to think. I turned around and said "Not cool..."

That kind of fucking bullshit is exactly why I am still a 100% virgin. So cruel...so cruel...

Well, she definately chose the wrong thing to say. Gator you will find the right woman, i mean real woman that one is still a girl and infantile at best. Move on son.

[W.M.P. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close W.M.P.]

On the flip-side, my dear Gator, you gotta just grow a skin as thick as your namesake and just enjoy what you got. Women love a man who they know they can fuck around with and know the guy will just be a good sport instead of getting his nuts tied up in a knot at the first raw comment/line. Next time, just wink at her and say "Hey, at least you know you won't have a problem putting this one in your mouth without dislocating your jaw." You gotta learn to make the best of what comes your way. This girl was gonna go down on you and you just walked out all pissed and shit. Sure, nobody LIKES hearing a comment like that, but neither do women like how one too many men out there expect them to look like Giselle Bundchen when the clothes come off. They also feel like crap when guys say "Hey, you know you'd look so hot if you got some implants." Guys can be VERY fucking cruel to women too, so just know that what she said to you is just a smart-ass jab whn compared to the kind of shit they hear from boneheaded douchebags all the time. One of my best friends, is quite non-chalant about the fact that he has a small dick....and he has fucked over a hundred women @ age 35, so take heed of my words and just dust yourself off and go get what you can. To wait until you have a massive johnson would be quite a waste of precious poon, not to mention that once you have the massive tool you're working on, you can bet your ass there will be women who will run out the door at the sight of your big sausage. Next time you get the chance, just sit there and relish on giving her every single drop of cum you have.

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

There is nothing small about you, and you seem to be growing at a good rate.

[epsilon Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close epsilon]

So I have been "seeing" this girl from school. Nothing sexual at all, just chilling and some dinner dates. So tonight she wants me to come back to her dorm. I'm fine with that. We start fooling around and she starts rubbing the forbidden area. Mr. Happy awakens for action. She asks me if I have ever had sex. I respond with "Nope, virgin." She asks me if I have ever had a BJ. I respond with "Nope, I'm purely innocent." She says "I'm going to make you dirty then."

So she proceeds to take my pants off, then the boxers. She starts rubbing and says "This is pretty nice. But my friends are all wrong." I asked her "What do you mean?".

And then it comes out...

She says "They all thought you had a monster dick because you are skinny and all skinny guys seem to have monster dicks. But this will do..."


At that point I pushed her away, put my clothes back on, and left the room. She didn't know what to think. I turned around and said "Not cool..."

That kind of fucking bullshit is exactly why I am still a 100% virgin. So cruel...so cruel...

OK dude definitely not cool, what a gaping hole and mouth she got.^^ Just kidding, that's same reason why we are in PE, wait for few months and return the favor to her.....^^And let her scream due to Mr Happy.

[Keido Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Keido]

Sorry to hear that Gator, that really sucks. Do you think there was malicious intent behind it or just a foot-in-mouth moment from her? I agree with W.M.P. in part, since I think this girl probably had no idea she said anything insulting in the first place.

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I second Keido and W.M.P. Women are just as insecure about their bodies as men are about their penises. You can tell when a girl doesn't want to take off her clothes or is reluctant to show you certain parts of her. That lack of confidence radiates off of her. Same thing for a guy. If you're insecure or not proud of what you have, it will reflect. I'm not so happy with what I have, but it's for different reasons than most men. Anyways, I am proud of everything else about me.

Bottom line: no one's perfect. And sometimes awkward words are said. You just laugh them off and keep with the fun. Who care's if she's your soul mate and loves you. Get some experience and have some fun. Sounds like that was your first time in a sexual situation. I remember mine. Very awkward. And I was stupid and didn't wear a condom.

I bet that chick doesn't know what big is. Most girls nowadays are mainly about oral sex, and they watch a lot of porn so they assume everyman has had penile surgery.

[shane_syndrome Banned Find all posts View Profile Close shane_syndrome]

Yea its mostly because girls are insecure about them self ... Now that I think about it most of the time I am with a girl I am the only one that gets naked .

I was actually in a similar situation , in high school (last year) there was a group of girls that where all close friends and I was friends with most of them and I ended up doing stuff with some of them and then one of them ended up telling me that her friends think its small , but she says its actually average and that people expect me to be big because I had a " rocken body "

I handled it differently then you because i was a horny teenager that could only think about sex at the time because she was hot , what I ended up saying is " uhh well should i quit working out " , and she said no and then we continued

[Gator Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Gator]

I don't think she honestly meant to cut my balls off like that. She's a nice girl. Probably just a foot in the mouth type of thing. We were texting each other all morning and she kept apologizing and telling me "that's not what I meant!!" So, I believe her. She wants to get together tonight again, in her last text she said "you left my mouth watering you toolbag. please don't do that to me again." So, I feel better about it now. Thanks guys.

[joeygrower Member Find all posts View Profile Close joeygrower]

Crazy story Gator I would of stayed in that dorm and had sex all night lol. You have a lot of self control man. Now that you know what her and her friends talk about you should start to kegle. I say this because if you give this girl some great sex her friends will throw themselves at you. Rap it up and don't eat nothing just cause she wants to suck you off doesn't mean you have to return the favor.

[MellowD Member Find all posts View Profile Close MellowD]

Dude, I can't really blame you for getting up and walking out. That was a fucked up thing to say and I feel ya buddy cause I've been in a similar situation. I don't get it, do girls have no filter from their throughts to what comes out their mouth? When you're young one of the first things you're taught is if you have nothing good to say then don't say it at all. I've been with girls who aren't really the tightest in the world and it's not like I say "fuckin you is like throwin a hotdog down a hallway". Or if a girl has small tits it's not like you tell her that! Those are just comments you keep to yourself. Get her to suck you off and bust a nut right in her eye. It'll be like payback in your own way.

[W.M.P. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close W.M.P.]

I don't think she honestly meant to cut my balls off like that. She's a nice girl. Probably just a foot in the mouth type of thing. We were texting each other all morning and she kept apologizing and telling me "that's not what I meant!!" So, I believe her. She wants to get together tonight again, in her last text she said "you left my mouth watering you toolbag. please don't do that to me again." So, I feel better about it now. Thanks guys.

Well you better get to her ASAP and loose your virginity TODAY or I will drive down to Gatorland, pull out my average-sized dick and proceed to cock-slap her and fuck her til her knees give out!

[Sandman Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sandman]

Gator you have it made. Now she actually respects you more and her ego says she needs to close the deal. Play it cool, be patient and gentle with the box and maybe she wil get off. You will know you did good and watch the next day or so, her friends will pay attention to you, more than B4. I wish I had advise like this in college.

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

I would like to blame the porn industry for all this penis self concious consiouness going on.

[Gator Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Gator]

We saw a movie tonight. Then she wanted to go back to her dorm again. This time I didn't walk out

Still a virgin... but had my first blow job ... I was shocked that I was able to last for 25 minutes because I was SO turned on...

She swallows by the way. Wants to have sex this weekend!!!