If Women Had a Penis

[angus Banned Find all posts View Profile Close angus]

What women would do if they had a penis for a day

*Get ahead faster in corporate America

*Get a blow job

*Find out what's so fascinating about beating the meat

*Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal

*Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently

*Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm

*Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem

*Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks

*Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement

If women had a penis for a day

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

If women had a penis for a day they would learn to park on a road side spot.

[TurtleProblems Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TurtleProblems]

They'd have thoughts of making it bigger.

[TheSperminator Member of the Month Oct 12 Find all posts View Profile Close TheSperminator]

I don't want to fantasize about this ... I'll skip this thread

[ThirdArm Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ThirdArm]

LOL. I always thought how society would be different if men (with all other attributes the same) had to deal with menstruation, and women (again, all attributes the same) had penises and used urinals.

I think women would chat more at the urinal. Probably compliment each other's penises, if they were friends. Kind of like how some women pee together in the same stall - or so I'm told.

[Edge of Glory Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Edge of Glory]

Maybe some women (especially the ones who are borderline corpses in bed) would realize how much more work sex is for men than it is for them .

[wand-extendio Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wand-extendio]

they ain't puttin theirs in me ha

[Gspot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gspot]

A woman with a penis for a day? Astonished with her new toy, she would play with herself for a few hours. Then go in hunt of women to have sex with! Cocks are pretty single minded after all.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

I well imagine if a woman had a penise, even though this was addressed above, she'd walk into a public mens restroom, walk up to the urinal, unzip her fly, whip that sucker out and take a nice, relaxing piss. Then, tuck it back in, zip it back up, wash her hands and go about her business. Oh, and there would be no line waiting to get into the restroom......

[blulite Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blulite]

if a woman had a penis for a day, she'd try and fuck you in the ass and say "now you know how i feel you son of bitch!"....

oh karma would deffo get you on that one if women had a penis for a day ...lmao

[dontwannabehuge Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close dontwannabehuge]

if a woman had a penis for a day, she'd try and fuck you in the ass and say "now you know how i feel you son of bitch!"....

...I wouldn't mind.

[malehanger Banned Find all posts View Profile Close malehanger]

They'd eventually get over the "novelty" and realize, meh it's just a penis. I had an ex ask me once something along the lines of "how do you walk around with that thing in your pants all day?". I replied something like "I've often wondered the same about carrying a damp sponge in my pants all day".

[someone_like_u Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close someone_like_u]

Yep. I agree with you guys. My list of musts if I had a penis:

1. Pee standing up - or outside, writing my name in a stream of urine
2. Masturbating
3. Finding a hole to stick it in.

Wow, I don't even have a dick, but just thinking about having one, is making me want to scratch my balls

[NCGUY1972 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close NCGUY1972]

wow, i don't even have a dick, but just thinking about having one, is making me want to scratch my balls:d

lol!

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

Yep. I agree with you guys. My list of musts if I had a penis:

1. Pee standing up - or outside, writing my name in a stream of urine
2. Masturbating
3. Finding a hole to stick it in.

Wow, I don't even have a dick, but just thinking about having one, is making me want to scratch my balls

Haha, love it!