Stupid things you've done while being drunk :)

[TheSperminator Member of the Month Oct 12 Find all posts View Profile Close TheSperminator]

I feel like shit. Yesterday I went out with some friends. I drank A LOT! + I smoked one cigarette (= great to puke). My lungs feel like cigarettes, I've quited for 9 months. I had to vomit so badly on my way home, I stood there next the road puking on the grass.

I still feel the smoke in my nose, it sucks so bad goddamnit I never smoke again!

+ on top of that, I got angry at some dude who is a friend of my best friend but he doesn't respect me. And I was so tired of it. I started jelling at my best friend etc. How I would kick his ass etc.. Now I'm like: "ugh". you know I apoligazed to my friend and luckily he found it fair of me, to get that mad. I had the right to be mad he said.

+ on top on top of that, all my friends went home. I didn't want to go home so I decided fuck it I'm gonna go back to the pub. I walked in, ordered another beer. and just stood there. This girl came talking to me, we sat down, and she started to ask me if I wanted to kiss etc.. I took her to a darker place where my bike was and we made out. One of the ugliest chicks ever. Really, omg, if I think about her face now I need to puke again (sorry ladies, I know this sounds superficial but looks do count).

I pulled my pants of and she started sucking it, she came on top of me.. I lay there in the grass, all of a sudden some dude walked in and just looked at us. I was there naked in the grass with that girl on top of me .. He just calmly walked away.

I still smell her shitty parfum. God..

She started talking about "we should go there, it's a great sex place, I've fucked a couple of times there" .. (I knew this chick for like 10 minutes) .. WTF. I just stood up and walked to my bike (I was sooo wasted). She was still looking for her bra in the grass. I just left.


I feel like shit today because:
- I have a girlfriend.
- I smoked a cigarette again.
- I had to vomit so much.
- I'm worried about an STD now because of the "I've fucked there a lot" .. Who knows what she's got.
- I feel pethatic. I just "used" her actually.
- I left her alone there. That's not a right thing to do but I think she never let me go.
- Next week when I go out again, I HOPE she isn't there.
- Next week when I go out again, I HOPE I won't see the guy again who walked by when she was on top of me.
- I'm worried my friends will hear about all of this.

I feel so bad right now. This is not a bragpost. I just want to cheer myself up by reading what others have done while being drunk (stupid/embarassing) stuff.

Thanks for the replies and sorry if I offended anyone with the way I behaved last night. When I'm drunk I'm like a totally different person.

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

I told my friend's ex-girlfriend that I wanted to fuck her like an uncaged beast right in front of him.
When I'm drunk, I have this nasty habit of grabbing girl's asses. In my mind, it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't want it. I mean, it feels good to me, so why not to them too?
Like, I'll start talking, then my hands just make their way there as though they had a mind of their own. I remember some girl asked me if i knew where the washrooms were, and I led here there... with a firm grip on her behind.

That's only when i'm really drunk though.

[DemOne Banned Find all posts View Profile Close DemOne]

Stupid things I've done while drunk...lets see.


My memory is blank. Thank you alcohol!

[NCGUY1972 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close NCGUY1972]

stupid while drunk lets see I took a sledghammer to a $75,000 car, Ive gone shooting drunk (thank god I was safe) Ive had sex with total strangers (even married women) i drove a car into a river trying to find my cigarettes thank god I didnt kill anyone driving, Ive embarrassed my wife and several girl before her by having sex in front of others or attempting too, I sold a car once for 10% of what it was worth while drunk it goes on and on. Nothing productive has ever came from my drinking.

[malehanger Banned Find all posts View Profile Close malehanger]

I went out to a night club years ago when I was single, drank too much. Decided I'd drive myself home. Drove over a mile the wrong direction down a one way street. Cop pulled me over. He sat behind me for a good five minutes while I'm thinking I'm screwed and definitely going to jail. I finally over hear him get called over his radio to report to somewhere else and he pulls off. I sat there in total shock for another few minutes and then very slowly drove myself home. I never drove drunk again!

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

I am allergic to drinking. When I used to drink more I often broke out in handcuffs. Nuff said!

[Revolved Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Revolved]

Here's a few I remember.. Relapsing on cocaine. I'd been clean for a good amount of time, this really fucked with me. Various other drug related escapades. A few arrests, fights, and fucks. That about sums up what I remember, I know there's more which is the worst part. Happens to everyone, youll be fine in a week tops.

[TheSperminator Member of the Month Oct 12 Find all posts View Profile Close TheSperminator]

Thanks guys I'm feeling a bit better already ..

Alcohol is the devil!

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

^Don't I know it. I work in bars and let me tell you, drunk people have never done anything smart. It makes otherwise smart people do really stupid shit... like driving while drunk. Or fighting, and using a bottle as a weapon. Like punching women for slapping you because you said something shocking and offensive.

[Padawan787 Moderator ReservePEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Padawan787]

So, uh, you cheated on your girlfriend?

The worst thing alcohol related i've done was when I was 16-17 and I would drive home drunk almost every night for 2 years, amazing that I have never had an accident!

[DemOne Banned Find all posts View Profile Close DemOne]

^Don't I know it. I work in bars and let me tell you, drunk people have never done anything smart. It makes otherwise smart people do really stupid shit... like driving while drunk. Or fighting, and using a bottle as a weapon. Like punching women for slapping you because you said something shocking and offensive.

And that is why pot is so much better. It makes you think and stuff!

[Nihilanth Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nihilanth]

When I'm drunk there are several possible stages. In almost everyone I'm MUCH stronger than usual. And I really mean that. Once I was drunk (I walk and talk almost as usual, but I don't have any inhbitions) and one guy was pushing it. some 20 seconds later he's hanging from a bridge and I'm holding him by his legs. I was really tempted to let him fall some 60 meters on rocks. Was drunk in a hotel (Opatov in Prague), beat 2 hotel guards (batons didn't do much), ran around naked (or in underpants, can't remember) and puked on most of the bathroom. A lot of fights which went badly for many of the people I fought with. I broke at least 50 bones, not including nose, fingers, toes and other small bones.

Demolished guys windshield, got into a car, turned off (or whatever you do) handbrake and was "driving" the car into another car. Blow up another car (nobody found out about it although I was only suspect). Flipped over a few cars. Luck that I didn't got hernia. Disabled a brake on a truck (pulled all of the tubes) and this loaded truck went into several cars. Awesome.

Funniest thing, while drunk, I have harder time with girls than sober. I met drunk girls, physically I was more-less able to do something, but I just kind of ran away. Probably because it works like amplifier. Makes me stronger, more intimidating, I'm not affraid of almost anything, but it makes me more shy with girls.

But it's a small price to pay for a superstrength.

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

And that is why pot is so much better. It makes you think and stuff!

I have the weirdest cravings when stoned. I once ate a whole container (1pound) of peanut butter while stoned. My stomach was in pain... *I* was in pain, but I just couldn't stop and I didn't know why.

[DemOne Banned Find all posts View Profile Close DemOne]

I have the weirdest cravings when stoned. I once ate a whole container (1pound) of peanut butter while stoned. My stomach was in pain... *I* was in pain, but I just couldn't stop and I didn't know why.

You should try tuna fish and Dorito pizza.

[Padawan787 Moderator ReservePEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Padawan787]

You should try tuna fish and Dorito pizza.

The horror...