You might have a huge dick if.....

[Sean Jacobs Retired Moderator Member of the Month Dec 2012PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Sean Jacobs]

Moderators if I have put this in the wrong forum, please feel free to move it.

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, I figured I'd lighten up the conversation with bit of humor.

So, you might have a huge dick if….

Your grandmother is checking out your bulge.
Your penis takes a dip in the toilet water every time you sit on the john.
When you're doing helicopters and accidentally smack yourself in the face.

[not2big Senior Super ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close not2big]

If you list 10 x 8 as your short term goal
If you used a mason jar as your first pump cylinder
If Jenna Jamison friends you on FB
If your partner starts gagging once your glans pass the lips
if your partner stops offering to give you a bj
If the female clerks at the sex toy shop start whispering when you enter.
If extra large magnums cause your erections to become numb
If you are never invited back for a threesome

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

your glans smell like a urinal cookie
your girfriend says deeper, deeper, gluggglle
your black eye looks like a mushroom
you pass out every time you get a boner
you can do push ups with no hands

[Black Amethyst Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Black Amethyst]

your mushroom stamps knock her out.

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

When you use helicopters to propel yourself through the water.
When you have to sit doing helicopters,because the wind will push you back.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

You can put a hat on it and put it in the passenger seat so you can use the carpool lane :-)

[bored Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bored]

If people start calling you the Man from Nantucket

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

If you dick has it own area code

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

If people start calling you the Man from Nantucket

I would state the conclusion,but fu............get about it!

[Kitchener Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kitchener]

lol this could be a good thread.

If you rent yourself out as a turnstile.

[Girth5 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Girth5]

you may have a big dick, if your girlfriend dumps you and said it not you it's your dick.

[chodeboy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close chodeboy]

If you can do the pole vault without the pole

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

If you dread laundry day,because your dick is used as a cloths line.

[angus Banned Find all posts View Profile Close angus]

If you have stretch marks on your neck.

[islander Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close islander]

While having intercourse you kiss your own head while kissing her!