When people are bragging (pretty much about anything that isn't obvious they are telling the truth) call them on it. It often leads to very funny situations where they shut up and look sheepish.
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My african american coworker wednesday talked about penises for an hour, he literally talks about penis and dick size all the time now at work; I'm not going to give away what I do, but lets just say there's no one else around, so he spent this whole hour talking about how big he was, how great at sex he was, how black guys just got it, and how he had sex with this former white meth head that worked near us ... he went on to show me a pic of himself in a towel holding his junk in it, grabbing his junk through his jeans trying to show me his package, and then while i was peeing in the bathroom in the stall (so he wouldn't try to check me out) he leaped from the the other stall toilet and hung onto the top and tried looking down at me ...
lol this guy is a good guy and a friend of mine, but he admittedly is obsessed with penis ... this has been going on for a month now ... and tells me how he gets in warm water and pulls on it and i was like yea that can make it bigger .. then his eyes lit up and was like does that work? lol i know if i told him about pe and this site he'd be all over it but im not going to lmaoLast edited by MovingUp; 03-29-2013, 12:43 AM.Starting Stats
Nov 26 2012
7.5 BPEL
4.7 MSEG
5.1 BEG
4.3 EGBH
Current stats
8.25 BPEL
5.2 MSEG
5.8 BEG
4.2 EHeadG
Hoping to be 8.5+ BPEL and 5.75+ MSEG
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Call me old fashioned, but I think it's in very bad taste to mention your size, especially in you think you're larger than average. That's just a sign of insecurity. It's like money. People who like to flaunt it usually don't have much to begin with while truly wealthy people tend to be much more modest. It always pays off to be modest. Then when someone actually sees it they'll be really impressed!
Honestly, if you go on Yahoo Answers you'd think the average size of a 16 year old is 8 inches. Fuggedaboudit.
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I dated a girl with GG size breasts, I was into her just for her breast size. They were fun at first but the thrill wore off and her lack of sex skill ended the relationship. I am still happy to see my wifes c cups even after 8 years together. We all want more of something until we find it to be too much.:peace::hippie::rockon::music:
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Next time y'all friends says they got a bigger dick, pull down your pants and sing the national PE anthem, then proceed to whip them with your long callous shlong of mighty like a rag in the locker room. They will never ever again mention their little peepees.( I have never recorded my progress, but I have never forgotten where I started. )
Before ever starting PE 2010: BPEL:6", EG:4.3"-4.4"
As of 6/14/13: NBPEL:6.9", BPEL:7.3", MEG:4.9" BEG:5.3"
Goal: NBPEL:7.5", MEG:5.5", BEG: 5.5"+
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Being the newbie I'll be the one to ask, what would the national PE anthem be?Originally posted by Funnypop View Postpull down your pants and sing the national PE anthemStart 12MAR'13
"Be nice to your penis, you should encourage it to grow, not force it to"
"Gains occur while balancing the fine line between undertraining and overtraining"
"Undertraining slows the gains, overtraining stops them"
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SEEEEE MY PEEEENISOriginally posted by TehDBare View PostBeing the newbie I'll be the one to ask, what would the national PE anthem be?
IT'S BIG AND LOOOOOOONG
WAS ONCE A WILLIEEEEE
BUT NOW A SCHLOOONGGGG
right, mental note...2.48am is definitely too late for meStarting size late 2002: BPEL 6.5, MSG 5.25
2004/2005: BPEL 7.75 MSG 5.5 followed by 6-7 years sporadic maintenance
Current size: BPEL 8.00 MSG 5.75, NBPEL 7.125 Flaccid approx 5.75x4.5
Goal: BPEL 8.5 MSG 6.00 NBPEL 8.00 Flaccid 6.5x5
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Guys brag about the size of their penises all the time.........I know guys like that and I ignore them. If you're truly large and "gifted", you don't have to brag about it.........Originally posted by Sonny747 View PostSome of my friends brag about their large penises all of the time. I find it really annoying. Ok, We already know you have a big penis. I have to hear about it every chance you get.. I also have to hear about how I don't measure up to your massive manhood. I don't make fun of them for not having hair anymore or for having poor physics.. maybe I'm just jealous. What do you guys think?It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)
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because the guy she was with lied! Either that or he didn't know how to measure properly. So many guys think it's ok to measure from the ballsOriginally posted by Gravik View PostWhat about the girls that bar about having slept with guys with huge 8"+ dicks, but then they can't even take more than 7" without it hurting.
Hypocritical if you ask me. WHy would a girl crave a huge dick, yet can't take much more than the average size?
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I think there's a context for the conversation. We're here to enlarge our dicks, so naturally people would talk about it. It'd be weird if talking about the peen was taboo on a site dedicated to enlarging it.Originally posted by DennyA View PostHey Toadstool, I also find it interesting that you are surprised people want to discuss large penises...especially being that you are one of them on a site where men and women talk about making penises larger...:s...does this only seem foolish outside of this board with 77,000 members?
Out in the real world, however, 99% of people are not aware of PE. So why would someone want to talk about your big dick? What do they have to say about it? I can't think of a single good think to talk about in regards to someone else's dingaling, so I'm curious about what these people start talking to you about."Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen
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People who measure from their balls are hilarious, But on the other hand. I think only we who are into PE measure WITH our fat pad.Originally posted by workaholics View Postbecause the guy she was with lied! Either that or he didn't know how to measure properly. So many guys think it's ok to measure from the balls
leave a rep !
Working towards that BBC.
BPEL: 6.7 | 6.8 | 6.9 | 7.0 | 7.1 | >
EG: 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | >
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Ya, when was the last time a guy was drinking a beer and said " I need to work on my fat pad"Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before
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exactly :P By the way are those size charts measured from the fat pad?Originally posted by BigO View PostYa, when was the last time a guy was drinking a beer and said " I need to work on my fat pad"
leave a rep !
Working towards that BBC.
BPEL: 6.7 | 6.8 | 6.9 | 7.0 | 7.1 | >
EG: 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | >
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