Penis Braggers

[MrBigDick]

Some of my friends brag about their large penises all of the time. I find it really annoying. Ok, We already know you have a big penis. I have to hear about it every chance you get.. I also have to hear about how I don't measure up to your massive manhood. I don't make fun of them for not having hair anymore or for having poor physics.. maybe I'm just jealous. What do you guys think?

Guys brag about the size of their penises all the time.........I know guys like that and I ignore them. If you're truly large and "gifted", you don't have to brag about it.........

[djglenn80]

Being the newbie I'll be the one to ask, what would the national PE anthem be?

SEEEEE MY PEEEENIS
IT'S BIG AND LOOOOOOONG
WAS ONCE A WILLIEEEEE
BUT NOW A SCHLOOONGGGG

right, mental note...2.48am is definitely too late for me

[TehDBare]

pull down your pants and sing the national PE anthem

Being the newbie I'll be the one to ask, what would the national PE anthem be?

[Funnypop]

Next time y'all friends says they got a bigger dick, pull down your pants and sing the national PE anthem, then proceed to whip them with your long callous shlong of mighty like a rag in the locker room. They will never ever again mention their little peepees.

[Glamissand1]

I dated a girl with GG size breasts, I was into her just for her breast size. They were fun at first but the thrill wore off and her lack of sex skill ended the relationship. I am still happy to see my wifes c cups even after 8 years together. We all want more of something until we find it to be too much.

[Gravik]

What about the girls that bar about having slept with guys with huge 8"+ dicks, but then they can't even take more than 7" without it hurting.

Hypocritical if you ask me. WHy would a girl crave a huge dick, yet can't take much more than the average size?

[workaholics]

Call me old fashioned, but I think it's in very bad taste to mention your size, especially in you think you're larger than average. That's just a sign of insecurity. It's like money. People who like to flaunt it usually don't have much to begin with while truly wealthy people tend to be much more modest. It always pays off to be modest. Then when someone actually sees it they'll be really impressed!

Honestly, if you go on Yahoo Answers you'd think the average size of a 16 year old is 8 inches. Fuggedaboudit.

[Sonny747]

Awesome! I'll use that line...

[MovingUp]

My african american coworker wednesday talked about penises for an hour, he literally talks about penis and dick size all the time now at work; I'm not going to give away what I do, but lets just say there's no one else around, so he spent this whole hour talking about how big he was, how great at sex he was, how black guys just got it, and how he had sex with this former white meth head that worked near us ... he went on to show me a pic of himself in a towel holding his junk in it, grabbing his junk through his jeans trying to show me his package, and then while i was peeing in the bathroom in the stall (so he wouldn't try to check me out) he leaped from the the other stall toilet and hung onto the top and tried looking down at me ...

lol this guy is a good guy and a friend of mine, but he admittedly is obsessed with penis ... this has been going on for a month now ... and tells me how he gets in warm water and pulls on it and i was like yea that can make it bigger .. then his eyes lit up and was like does that work? lol i know if i told him about pe and this site he'd be all over it but im not going to lmao

[AGaySeaOtter]

When people are bragging (pretty much about anything that isn't obvious they are telling the truth) call them on it. It often leads to very funny situations where they shut up and look sheepish.

[Glamissand1]

Next time a guys bragging about his dick, ask him " What you want? You want to sword fight?" It may just shut them up! LoL

[1panamanian]

walk softly and wield a big stick!

hyaah!

[BigO]

Walk softly and wield a big stick!

[Brenok]

I don't take pleasure in making others feel inadequate, especially my friends, one of which confided that he's between 4-5".

[faithandhope]

I used to be friends with one of these guys in high school, come to find out he video chatted with a girl we went to school with and FWB for me, he had a "tiny purple dick". Another arrogant guy made a comment to me saying his dick was at least 3 inches longer than mine in high school. He was reputed to have a big dick but I doubt he had 9.5", as I was 6.5'' then