Comebacks

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

So there have been a few threads about height. Most of you fuckers are giants here but I'm sure there are a few people out there who can relate.

As everyone probably knows, I work bar security. Most of the bouncers are 6'2" and taller and like to make fun of my not-so-tall height. "Hey, Toadstool, how tall are you? 5'2"??? roflroflroflrofl?"
Um... I'm 5'8". At my height every inch counts.

For the most part I don't have anything witty to say.
I thought it'd be a fun thread to post a bunch of comebacks you would say to tall people ragging on your height.

[Qarzan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Qarzan]

Yeah, when I grew up I was always the shortest kid in class. I'm now 5' 7", but I haven't had anyone say anything about my height for a long time. Probably since high school, and even then, nothing past 10th grade.

How about, instead of a comeback, which shows you've been thinking about it long enough to be prepared, you come back with a really straightforward answer.

"I'm five foot eight."

No hesitation, no shame.

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

"We just got a new bouncer... he's shorter than toadstool! Hah now you won't be the shortest guy here."

[arkham Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close arkham]

Oh just show them your dick and they will shut up. On smaller body looks even bigger

[Nachos87 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nachos87]

"Your mom is 5'2"!" *throws a shuriken at his face and disappears in a puff of smoke*

[popol5169 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close popol5169]

"The good height is when both feet touch the ground"

Or, more efficient:

"Your mom enjoyed my size, BITCH"

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

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[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

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Good one...that's exactly how I feel when I stand next to a tall guy...I always think well at least I know my dick is big...the equalizer.

[EraStyle Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close EraStyle]

Just say "Well, my dick is bigger than yours", it'll shut them up

I'm not sure about your size, but if you are 8"+, I think you are always safe to say this, haha

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

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[McDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close McDick]

"At least I'm taller than you when i'm laying down." Short and funny, should get a laugh.

[4Samson Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 4Samson]

I am about the same height as you and I have never been criticized or insulted about it. My two closest friends are actually 6'3. I don't see any advantage in being any taller than we are with the exception of perhaps one factor of perceived intimidation which is relevant to your situation or an advantage in some sports. In every day life I would say I am able to live more comfortably with ease than my taller friends as I fit comfortably in more places while still be able to reach the top shelf. As mentioned already, since you are well endowed I would definitely use that to throw back in there faces. Boasting or criticizing about penis size is no worse than doing the same about height, although neither are needed.

[Padawan787 Moderator ReservePEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Padawan787]

I'm 5'10" with a stocky build, so apparently I seem much bigger than I am.

I'm always the smallest male in my social group, but it's not something that's remarked upon.

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

I'm 5' 9.5" / 160 lbs. and I never obsessed about my height as I have about penis size...I am going to say that there are no exercises for height though...lol. I have felt small next to the guys in my circle where most of them are 6 ft.

[4Samson Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 4Samson]

There is actually a couple different surgery/device combos for increasing height. It is not done commonly for just appearance though. Usually for if one limb is shorter than the other.