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A short, skinny, bespectacled, nerdy-looking, well dressed guy walks into a brothel, slams $1000 on the counter and tells the Madame, "I want the biggest, baddest, sexiest, horniest woman you have."
The Madame says, "Well, that'd be Lu, and she's free right now, but, honey, you wouldn't last three minutes, and she probably wouldn't feel a thing. What are you packing, anyway?"
The guy whips out his 2-inch flaccid. It has the word "Shorty" tattoed on it. And he calmly tells the Madame, "And I know how to use it, too."
So the Madame says, "Okay, it's your money, top of the stairs, room #5." And up the stairs he goes.
An hour later, down he comes, looking as neat and tidy as when he came in. He bids the Madame good day, and departs.
Five minutes later, a completely disheveled Lu comes down the stairs with a dreamy, shit-faced smile on her face.
The Madame unbelievingly asks, "'Shorty' did that to you?"
And Lu answers, "It may have said 'Shorty' at the start, but most of the time we were up there it said 'Shorty's Bar and Grill, Lookout Mountain, Tennessee'."
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And here's another quiz. What's this?
Shorty
Answer:
The start of something big
The Madame says, "Well, that'd be Lu, and she's free right now, but, honey, you wouldn't last three minutes, and she probably wouldn't feel a thing. What are you packing, anyway?"
The guy whips out his 2-inch flaccid. It has the word "Shorty" tattoed on it. And he calmly tells the Madame, "And I know how to use it, too."
So the Madame says, "Okay, it's your money, top of the stairs, room #5." And up the stairs he goes.
An hour later, down he comes, looking as neat and tidy as when he came in. He bids the Madame good day, and departs.
Five minutes later, a completely disheveled Lu comes down the stairs with a dreamy, shit-faced smile on her face.
The Madame unbelievingly asks, "'Shorty' did that to you?"
And Lu answers, "It may have said 'Shorty' at the start, but most of the time we were up there it said 'Shorty's Bar and Grill, Lookout Mountain, Tennessee'."
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And here's another quiz. What's this?
Shorty
Answer:
The start of something big
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