The Passionate Wife

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

MrB8, my sources tell me, your chosen card is the:

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A lovely choice, the TPW card.

So sorry guys...I couldn't get back on site.

my number is 132

Well thank you Frankenberry

And I guess there is no need to tell me what card I chose as it was the same as MrB8's...lol (great minds must think alike, right? )

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

I wasn't really supposed to know the first number, before adding the suit. So we'll pretend I didn't. And that will make the use of my magic B8 Ball spectacular.

[ForeignObject Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ForeignObject]

*FO walks in*

Hi Guys!

*sees math numbers*

I was told there would be no math here! Goodbye!

*FO walks out, trips over plant, tumbles down stairway.*

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Well thank you Frankenberry

And I guess there is no need to tell me what card I chose as it was the same as MrB8's...lol (great minds must think alike, right? )

Well of course TPW. Why do you think I called it the TPW card. (spooky)

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

*FO walks in*

Hi Guys!

*sees math numbers*

I was told there would be no math here! Goodbye!

*FO walks out, trips over plant, tumbles down stairway.*

We are doing math to prevent drunk posting in the forums.

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

I am lost. Have you performed this step yet?

Think of your number deeply and lovingly, and...
If the suit is Clubs, add 6. If it is Hearts, add 7. If it is Spades, add 8. If it is Diamonds, add 9.

Initially, I didn't see the part about giving a numerical amount to the suits, which why I edited my answer from 125 to 132...and as it was the same number as MrB8, it was obvious I had picked the same card. Sorry for the confusion.

So I must say that was a pretty cool trick, Magic Man!

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Thank you TPW. I had The Incredible Burt Wonderstone on TV while I was (hopefully) entertaining ya'll. Here's some lovely music from that movie to accompany the mystical joy of TPW thread mathimagical magics.

http://youtu.be/w5tWYmIOWGk

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Okay Gentlemen...thank you so much for a wonderfully entertaining night. Thank you to all who stopped by, if even for a stumbling moment

And as I say goodnight I would like to leave this for all of you who chose "boots" in your footwear quiz...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA


Goodnight All and Sweet Dreams!

[Nerd-Since-92 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nerd-Since-92]

Ooops my math was wrong (81)

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Goodnight TPW. Sweet dreams. May you awake to a plate of lox and bacon with twigs and sprigs. Assuming you like that of course.

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Ooops my math was wrong (81)

Nerd, though my sources are hazy, my Magic B8 Ball tells me that your card is the:

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[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Here it is folks. The genuine article.

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[Nerd-Since-92 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nerd-Since-92]

Nerd, though my sources are hazy, my Magic B8 Ball tells me that your card is the:

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Nope...King.

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Nope...King.

Ah, I see what happened. I should have shaken the ball twice. I only got half of a king (14), which is obviously a lucky 7. This is good news however, as the mystifying oracle states that whenever a half answer is rendered the player's penis shall grow by 1/2 an inch in any direction of their choosing. I suggest you not choose inward. Just sayin'. Enjoy the gains!

[swimdad25 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close swimdad25]

And as I say goodnight I would like to leave this for all of you who chose "boots" in your footwear quiz...

I'm still clinging to the idea that the "boots" chose me.

And here's the song that came to mind. Yeah, I'm old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQcExGaEvk