The Passionate Wife

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

TPW's Passionate Thought of the Day:


“The first time someone else touched me with the intent to pleasure, I fell in love. Not with that person, but with the act itself. Such intimacy and accord. Even with the awkwardness of first time lovers there was a grace and purity, carnal and beautiful that I knew from that moment on I could never live without.” ~ Fiona Zedde, Bliss


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[BigRooster Senior Member Member of the Month Apr 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigRooster]

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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

A cheer for TPW:

Who's the Queen of the trampoline?
Always kind and never mean?
Who's the sweetest of the bunch?
Who pairs real well with glitter and punch?
Why, she's The Passionate Wife for sure!
Always fun and never a bore!
So clap your hands and stomp your feet!
Hear that drum go beat beat beat!
TPW is really neat!
It's such a joy each time we meet!

[LilNudeDude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LilNudeDude]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Really? That's horrible! Can't believe would utter such a terrible joke......

Since you started it..

What do you a guy with no legs, just lying around? Matt.

Anybody? TPW? it's your thread....

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

Third base?

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

What do you call a herd of male cows?

Beef stroganoff.

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Ahaha...well thank you dear Frankenberry! So what are we celebrating exactly?

And curious minds want to know...were you wearing your cheerleader uniform when you recited this?

A cheer for TPW:

Who's the Queen of the trampoline?
Always kind and never mean?
Who's the sweetest of the bunch?
Who pairs real well with glitter and punch?
Why, she's The Passionate Wife for sure!
Always fun and never a bore!
So clap your hands and stomp your feet!
Hear that drum go beat beat beat!
TPW is really neat!
It's such a joy each time we meet!

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Ohhhh dear IBMM...now look what you have started with LND...

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Okay Gang...it's quiz time! And Karma has come a' calling....

If you're new to this, all you have to do is click on the link, complete the quiz and post your answers here. Ready? Go!

WHAT'S YOUR SOUL KARMA?

[swimdad25 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close swimdad25]

What do you a guy with no legs, just lying around? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is hung up on a wall by his shirt? Art

[MrB8 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close MrB8]

The Mama Karma

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You've got Mama Karma! If you haven't figured it out yet already, you're here to care for others. You're nurturing, kind, understanding, considerate, intuitive and always there for your friends and loved ones. Just like a mom, you know best and there's no greater joy for you than looking out for others. Your family is incredibly important to you and you make friends easily. You have excellent karma, but your karmic baggage is all about loving and caring for others. So remember, the more you love, the more you live out your true destiny! At heart you're a true nurturer! Do you agree?

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Yes TPW, pics or it didn't happen, right?


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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

I got Wild Karma

I would post the picture but it seems I can't with my phone, once again. The gym is saying the image is too big. Images need to quit jelqing..

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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Yes TPW, pics or it didn't happen, right?


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Kinda looks like a DrFrankencock, eh? Lolz