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  • #7006
    Originally posted by wishful10x8 View Post
    Was it while the moderators were bugging my apartment again? Ahha I have you now. Written proof from the irrepressible MrB8. Oh not really. Pretty good quiz again though. Obviously someone is getting in my head again.
    Hahaha... Wishful, I forgot to quote, again!


    I only knew Selena Gomez for playing the voice of Mavy/Mavis in Hotel Transylvania, and just today I got curious enough to look for her songs, and I found the one I got in my quiz result!


    We ought to check out your place to see who is bugging it, maybe even bug it some more to catch the original bug, too many bugs on this case, we need RAID, oh not the computer one... forget it, I'll go eat some more pie before midnight!
    A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_it

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    • #7007
      Originally posted by swimdad25 View Post
      Hi, kilgore.

      Well, that's a bit personal, but a little to the left for me. Can't speak for others.
      Long and loose and full of juice. As we used to say back in junior high.
      ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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      • #7008
        Originally posted by wishful10x8 View Post
        Long and loose and full of juice. As we used to say back in junior high.
        since we're responding to a rhetorical question, no hanging dangle to speak of. more button-ish

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        • #7009
          Oh shoot I did not realize we were being honest. Like a scared turtle then.
          ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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          • #7010
            like a thimbel scotch taped to an afro wig

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            • #7011
              kilgore, tonight's quiz is one or two pages upthread, if you're interested.

              I also have another long joke for you, "The Genie of the 8th Hole". If you haven't heard it already, I'll post it while things are quiet right now.
              Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”

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              • #7012
                I'm curious Swimdad...let's hear it.
                Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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                • #7013
                  A well-to-do golfer (male) gets invited to play 18 holes at a very fancy country club. The round is proceeding nominally until the par 3 8th hole, at which point the golfer hits a very good tee shot. So good in fact that it's directly at the flag, lands about 10 feet short, skips once or twice, and then rolls right into the cup.

                  Hole in one!!!

                  A few minutes later they are on the green and he joyously removes his ball from the hole. Upon doing so, a cloud of blue smoke begins to rise out of the cup, eventually coalescing into a Genie, who says, "I am the Genie of the 8th hole. I will grant you a single wish. No wishing for more wishes. You have ten seconds, starting now."

                  As mentioned earlier, our golfer is quite well off, and pretty much has his life together. But there *is* one area in which he feels he is lacking.

                  Without any hesitation, he asks the Genie, "Can you make my penis longer?"

                  The Genie replies, "It is done.", turns back into blue smoke, and disappears into the hole.

                  The golfer immediately looks downward at himself.

                  Nothing.

                  But as they reach the 9th tee, his eyes suddenly pop wide open. Something *has* started to happen down there.

                  At the turn, he excuses himself to go the restroom for a quick self-examination. He is 10"x6" flaccid. Easily. NBP.

                  He stuffs himself back into his trousers and heads off to play the back nine, thinking to himself, "This is freakin' aweswome!"

                  But his dick keeps growing. By the 15th hole, the tip is hanging down well past his knee. By the 17th tee, it's down by his ankle, almost peeking out the bottom of his pants leg, and his mood has changed considerably. Now he's like, "OMG, what in God's name have I done?"

                  Finally, the round of golf ends, and so does his penis growth. But he's so long now that he has to stuff the head of his penis into his sock to keep it from dragging on the ground. And he thinks to himself, "Good Lord, I can't go through life like this. I've got do something."

                  So he does something. He grabs a dozen buckets of driving range balls, puts them on a golf cart, and heads back out to 8th hole of the now deserted course. Then he starts hitting tee shots, trying to make another hole-in-one.

                  After over an hour of trying, he finally gets one to roll into the cup. He drives to the green, retrieves his ball, and the Genie appears again, saying, "I am the Genie of the 8th hole. I will grant you a single wish. No wishing for more wishes. You have ten seconds, starting now."

                  And the golfer asks, "Can you make my legs longer?"
                  Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”

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                  • #7014
                    I'm yours by jason mraz. i have never heard my anthem before.

                    Which Song is Your Anthem?

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                    • #7015
                      screenshot-www.playbuzz.com 2014-11-27 23-28-33.jpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6qTss#t=57screenshot-www.playbuzz.com 2014-11-27 23-29-09.jpg
                      ​Mrs. L4M
                      BDSM Safe, Sane & Consensual
                      Hubby's Routine
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                      • #7016
                        Originally posted by The Passionate Wife View Post
                        WHICH SONG IS YOUR ANTHEM?
                        Interesting. I just heard this song for the first time on the radio today. Yep, the song says it all. That one person in your life that drives you absolutely bonkers, but you feel empty and alone when they are not around. Sigh....

                        A Heart Wants What it Wants

                        The title says it all. You give your heart away to others and forget all about yourself in the process. You feel the strongest of feelings, and though pain may be one of them, happiness also is. You're sensitive and dedicated, and this song is a shoe-in for your life, go ahead and sing your heart out.
                        Start: 9/2012 6.5x4.5
                        Progress: 8/3/2016 7.375x5.1
                        Goal: 7/16/2015 7.75x5.5

                        LND

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                        • #7017
                          TPW'S Passionate Thought of the Day...

                          Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress? ~ Haruki Murakami

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                          • #7018
                            Sweet Jesus.....
                            You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                            • #7019
                              It's a nice thought...

                              Women can be very seductive and sexy with their clothes on...
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                              Current ​BPEL 7 MSEG 5.87
                              Goal 8x6
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                              • #7020
                                Today's Lovely Lingerie...

                                (his shirt)

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