Is you sexay, or is you classy? Bish, please! You're both - as your alter ego is the Queen of Everything - Sasha Fierce! The apex of femininity, empowerment, and "oh my god I want to be her" genetics, you Run The World around you equally with iron fists and pouted lips. If you're wardrobe doesn't consist entirely of silver and gold already, it has to now because anything less is not worthy of caressing your immaculate skin and perfectly-toned musculature (not too much but not too little, am'I'right?). We'd write more for you, but the world might implode if you're kept from keeping men in check any longer than you already have been. GO GURL!
Liked it? You, sir, have a gift for understatement.
Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_it
"I know you are but what am I?" Pee-wee Herman, thats who! You may be a sane person for 50% of your life, but for the other 50% you are a jovial man-boy whose greatest pleasures in life are shiny bicycles and action figures! The world is your tequila-filled oyster, and nothing can stand in your way of enjoying the small & strange things in life - except a good bully, that is. Just keep that pale chin high and that immaculate hair slicked back and there's nothing you can't do! Time to start practicing that trademark laugh!
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