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Originally posted by MrB8
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A Charlie Brown Christmas? 
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If you know this to be true then I concede I guessed. If not, then I either knew it all along or didn't think so depending on the correct answer.Last edited by drfrankencock; 12-19-2014, 07:37 PM.The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers. -
Okay...how about this one?
"Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed."
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Miracle on 34th Street?The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers.Comment
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Well, I have to admit I struggled with the one. Some names are just tough to put to verse.Originally posted by swimdad25 View Post
But then I saw today's "Today In History" post by not2big, and that reminded me of something I could steal blatantly from without attribution, and things started to come together from there, even though this has nothing to do with 6000 posts.
(Sung to the tune of The Longest Time by Billy Joel)
woa, oh, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
woa, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
Anyone who has a chalk and slate
Can find rhymes for names like Mister-Bate
Just ask Qandisa
Rhyming her can be a piece o’ cake
But workin_4_it is the hardest rhyme.
woa, oh, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
woa, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
We would look like simple minded rubes
If we can’t match longerlastingnoob
We don’t need thanks when
We find rhymes for Doctor Frankencock
But workin_4_it is the hardest rhyme.
Writing poems can be quite a strain
There’s no one to blame
When words don’t come easily
With no poems we’d have better times
Without needing rhymes
For Jay-one-nine-eight-three
We hope that a time will come along
When we can use workin' in a song
We would adore it
Rhyming him would underscore it, yes...
But workin_4_it's still the hardest rhyme
woa, oh, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
woa, oh, oh, is the hardest rhyme
Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”Comment
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The Santa Clause?Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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Oops, sorry to interrupt. It was all quiet when I started to post.Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”Comment
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Ahahaha...excellent Swimdad!
Thank you!!
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I also say Miracle on 34th Street for the 2nd question. (Watched it last week.)Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”Comment
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The Santa Clause was my guess also. But then I got wound up in the fact that I rhyme with MrB8, and I offered a poem to W4I...and so on. Any way good night allALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!Comment
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Good night Wishful!
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Good night Wishful! (You both rhyme with great, too
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So shall we do a quiz or two?
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A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Yes please!
We've been wanting to...for the longest time...
OOOoooOOO...for the longest time.
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