Embarrassing ejaculation stories

[Wolverine22 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Wolverine22]

Do you have any embarrassing/funny ejaculation stories that you're willing to share?

I was 14 and I hadn't masturbated in about two weeks, as I'd spent a week in the hospital with a staph infection, and for some reason, every time I tried to pleasure myself for a week afterwards, I couldn't finish. I was at the family vacation house up north, and my mom and brother had decided to go to Wal-Mart and I stayed home as I wanted a little private time.

I was kneeling on the bed as I did the deed and finally as the point of no return approached, I covered my dick with a wad of paper towels, and the biggest load I've ever shot went right through it, got to about 5 feet in the air, and absolutely creamed my black laptop.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" I muttered as I wiped my baby gravy off the top of my Thinkpad, but you could still see that there had been a stain on there and I just hoped my parents wouldn't notice or say anything.

[watersnake Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close watersnake]

I used to ejaculate into tissues and napkins as an after-school activity.

[Jake Woods Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jake Woods]

Most embarrassing story for me was:

I was in my room wanking, I thought everyone was out, just as I'm about to cum I hear someone walking up the stairs so I grab my erect cock and slam it down my trousers and sit down, there I am blowing my load in my trousers and my mum walks through the door. Don't worry though, I played it cool, she never caught me, proper danger wank

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Most embarrassing story for me was:

I was in my room wanking, I thought everyone was out, just as I'm about to cum I hear someone walking up the stairs so I grab my erect cock and slam it down my trousers and sit down, there I am blowing my load in my trousers and my mum walks through the door. Don't worry though, I played it cool, she never caught me, proper danger wank

That is pretty embarassing

You probably enjoyed cleaning the mess ?

[Koh Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Koh]

Every time I have sex has been an embarrassing story, seeing how I cum pretty fast lol.

[Virom Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Virom]

Most embarrassing story for me was:

I was in my room wanking, I thought everyone was out, just as I'm about to cum I hear someone walking up the stairs so I grab my erect cock and slam it down my trousers and sit down, there I am blowing my load in my trousers and my mum walks through the door. Don't worry though, I played it cool, she never caught me, proper danger wank

This has happened to me as well, but never been busted. It's so irritating.. when you're at ponr that's when your mom decides to go into your room and put in new fresh and washed clothes into your closet.... Have to pull pants up fast and whlie she's opening the door I'm sitting there ejaculating in my pants. Very embarrassing and a huge cleaning job

[actionbuddy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close actionbuddy]

Well, aside from a few "too quick" cums with a sexy partner... One time I was jerking off, alone, and just as I was shooting off our very affectionate cat came up between my legs. Totally soaked him. So, I ran him to the bathtub and while I was washing him off, my dad walked in and asked me what I was doing... I lied and told him the cat had gotten into some shit.

[Richvextends Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Richvextends]

I was 16 and had about twenty minutes before my buddy came to pick me up to go to work. No one was in the house but me so I had the urge to rub one out and no more than a minute later my pants were down and I am getting close --it is good to be young-- and my buddy came to the window and knocked and said what up? he then looked in and hurriedly walked away. I thought there was enough time but he came over early and I also thought he would have rang the front doorbell. Talk about a silent shitty ride to work. So I didn't even cum. Ah shoot this isn't the embarrassing masturbation but ejaculation thread.

[phallic1 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close phallic1]

I had to spend a week with my aunt and her husband when I was younger. They set me up on the couch in their apartment living room.

They both worked and had to get up early, so they usually went to bed around 10:30. I would stay up and watch TV till late.

Well, one night around 2:00 AM I decided to jerk myself off. I pulled my shirt off so I wouldn't get cum all over it and start at it. The TV and a dim hallway light was all that was on. I'm leaned back on the couch and had been stroking it for at least 15 minutes. Now the back of the couch faced the open hallway, I've just given myself permission to hit the point of no return and I seen my aunts shadow cast over me from the hallway. I have a brief moment to either panic and cover up, then the gig is up, or act like I don't know she's there and just let it go...I'm cumming no matter what now.

I chose to just let it go. I remember cumming hard, one squirt went over my shoulder the rest of my orgasm was all over my chest and stomach when it was over. I sat there with my penis in my hand and her shadow still over me from behind.....silence. One of us had to make a move...then abruptly her shadow turned away and she quietly wisped back to her bedroom.

It was quiet around the breakfast table the next morning LOL

[phallic1 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close phallic1]

Warning: Some readers may find the following post offensive in nature.

Not quite an ejaculation story but close. This is an odd more than embarrassing story. It is embarrassing in the sense of knowing I actually did such a thing.

I was given the job one day at work (campground) many years ago to haul a bunch of stuff to the dump in the back of the old pick-up. RIGHT ON...one of my favorite duties!

I get to the dump and back in down where I was to unload and get out of the truck. I'm surveying the mountains of trash and notice that there is a man and a woman, those trash picker types scrounging about. I noticed their little truck parked around the bend of the pile when I drove in. Other than them nobody else was out there.

I start into tossing the junk out of the back of the truck and the woman approaches and starts visiting with me, just chit chat stuff about the dump and then wanders on. I kept on tossing out junk from the back of the truck and noticed her a few more times. She would look at me and smile which I thought was kinda odd because she was 40 years or more older than me. She had long hippy grey hair and was kinda average build and a big white smile.

As I'm finishing up with the truck I'm thinking how badly I need to take a piss and it's a half hour drive back once I pull out of the dump. I notice the older hippy woman and her friend heading towards the bend and truck and figure this is my chance to piss. I wrestle that last of the old sheets of panelling out of the truck and I'm unbuckling my belt as I jump down and quickly pull my dick out and start to pee. I'm going like a horse as I stepped around the side of the truck....and face to face with the hippy woman!!! My stream is hitting the ground 2 feet in front of her. She has this huge ass grin on her face and gave me this nod of encouragement to keep going. So I stood there and peed and she watched and grinned.

I was hard by the time I was done or that was what stopped the peeing and I stood there and we both laughed. She shook her finger at me like I was a naughty boy then laughed and walked back to her friend and truck.

[Mrs. workin_4_it Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mrs. workin_4_it]

When my hubby and I decided to have sex for the first time we were both 15 years old, we had to keep the door open (per his mom's rules). We were spooning and started doing it. It was kind of scary and yet exciting. Well, as we were really getting into it, his mom decided to poke her head in the door and asked what we were doing. We told her that we were just snuggling and talking. She apparently bought it cause she went back on her merry way. It's not an ejaculation story, but it was still embarrassing.



Before my hubby and I were married, we were having sex. I was on the bottom and he decided to pull out and shoot it on me. Well, instead of shooting on me, his cum shot over my head and hit the wall (A little got in my hair). We were both laughing and he was smiling and said holy shit! As we were cleaning it up, we were both chuckling. To this day, we still talk about it.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Geez...one time you overshoot, and you're labeled a "danger".

[Mrs. workin_4_it Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mrs. workin_4_it]

Geez...one time you overshoot, and you're labeled a "danger".

I thought it was great!!!! =)

[actionbuddy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close actionbuddy]

You two need to get a room!... lol

[Mrs. workin_4_it Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mrs. workin_4_it]

You two need to get a room!... lol

We hear that all the time, especially from our 15 year old! lol