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    Okay, so as I type this message I feel like my head is going to fall out of my arse. I am dying here. I was just curious what has been some of the members worst hangover experiences. I want gorey debauchery stories of waking up in bushes with your underwear on your head

    p.s. cider right now is tasting fine
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    Hey kick ... are you saying that you have a monster hangover right now but you are still drinking cider ??
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    • #3
      Yup I is
      Drank a bottle of whisky last night, woke up with my head up my arse this morning so thought the best thing for this situation is some filthy cider haha

      Originally posted by ProGasmDave View Post
      Hey kick ... are you saying that you have a monster hangover right now but you are still drinking cider ??
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      • #4
        Originally posted by kickinthemebs View Post
        Yup I is
        Drank a bottle of whisky last night, woke up with my head up my arse this morning so thought the best thing for this situation is some filthy cider haha
        Now that is hardcore!

        On a related issue ... does anyone else find that their libido goes through the roof following a night out on the beer? I find that as I get older my powers of recovery are somewhat diminished and I usually have to spend the following day in bed nursing my hangover, but despite this I always seem to be super horny?
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        10/01/16: BPEL 6.9'' * 5.4''

        07/03/16: BPEL 7.1'' * 5.5'' - Including various breaks here and there

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        • #5
          LOL, you're an animal Kickin. Prepping for Monday already .

          Okay, here's one for you. In my late teens, too young to be drinking, I had been given a bottle of liquor by my older brother. He would allow me to have some, as long as I stayed in the house. Well, I took "some" a little too far.

          Woke up the next morning in my underwear on the floor, surrounded by pillows, and ready to die. After pulling myself together and getting dressed, I went to find out what the hell happened. After many stories of my foolishness, the kind that make you cringe in embarrassment, I was told my punishment for over doing it was doing the dishes that morning.

          Normally this would be an easy off, but between the sun beaming in my face from the window, the clanking of the dishes, and all the leftover food.....yeah, lets just say lesson learned. Never again, and I didn't.
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          • #6
            YES! Not yes to being hardcore, but yes to the libido going through the roof when hungover! As I get older it gets higher when I am at my lowest haha. It is sort of a kick in the balls though cos you are horny as fuck but your dick isn't near as "awake" as when you are sober haha
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            • #7
              You never drank after that occasion? Haha is it weird that I pictured a cute little fox growling on the ground in that story

              Originally posted by workin_4_it View Post
              LOL, you're an animal Kickin. Prepping for Monday already .

              Okay, here's one for you. In my late teens, too young to be drinking, I had been given a bottle of liquor by my older brother. He would allow me to have some, as long as I stayed in the house. Well, I took "some" a little too far.

              Woke up the next morning in my underwear on the floor, surrounded by pillows, and ready to die. After pulling myself together and getting dressed, I went to find out what the hell happened. After many stories of my foolishness, the kind that make you cringe in embarrassment, I was told my punishment for over doing it was doing the dishes that morning.

              Normally this would be an easy off, but between the sun beaming in my face from the window, the clanking of the dishes, and all the leftover food.....yeah, lets just say lesson learned. Never again, and I didn't.
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              • #8
                Yeah, I've drank plenty since then, just not to that excess.

                LOL, the fox growling sounds about right. I don't know how cute it was though.
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                • #9
                  Okay, one of the many horrific drunken stories I have is that one time in Peru I went out on a mad one, took a load of hallucinogenic cactus and tonnes of rum and woke up to a girl screaming downstairs. I was in a hostel. There were beds upstairs over other beds below. I pissed through the bed and it was coming down on her. I was subsequently thrown out of the hostel haha
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