Burty's confessional

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

Hot MrsL4M, you are a fiery one!

Satan leave this woman's body (better just in case she hurts you), you are healed

As penance for your sins you must tell Father Burty did the boy who's face you broke get the kiss???

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

When I was 8 my mum babysat my best friend and her little sister for a week while their mum went on holiday. They slept on camp beds in my room and one night I decided it would be a great idea to lift her nighty and draw on her bottom with a felt tip pen. When her mum saw the drawings a few days later I blamed it on the little sister. They didn't buy that. I didn't get punished but sleep overs were stopped after that.

[MrsLooking4more Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrsLooking4more]

Hot MrsL4M, you are a fiery one!

Satan leave this woman's body (better just in case she hurts you), you are healed

As penance for your sins you must tell Father Burty did the boy who's face you broke get the kiss???

Hell no he did not get a kiss and he never tried after that either.

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

Welcome gym brethren to Father Burty's confessional, here you can unburden your souls of your mischievous wrongdoing, feel free to share your stories of the naughtiest things you have done, whether it be in revenge or just because you decided to be a bugger. I'll kick it off:

After winding me up and making it clear she didn't think I was good enough for her daughter, not to mention trying repeatedly to tell me I'm bad father, my mother in law got on my nerves so much that I decided to start moving things around her home. For example: moving her glasses into the fridge, placing the T.V. remote into the microwave, thinking this would be highly amusing to watch her think she is cracking up and watch my father in law think this too.
I now see the error of my ways, I absolve myself of my formerly wicked ways, as penance I said five hail Mary's and four our Father's, even though I couldn't quite remember all the words. Amen Burty you are forgiven

I did something similar to a lady at work after she told me I looked like a celebrity I strongly dislike. I hid in tyhe warehouse and waited until she had loaded her trolley with stock and when she wasn't looking I would quickly put it back were she got it from. I only did it for a week and was only 18 at the time.
Edit: Got the idea from an episode of Neighbours.

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

In the eyes of the lord you have sinned AlpineNewt, bless this man for he knows not what he does, you are healed.

As penance you must let your friends decorate your face with permanent marker the next time you go drinking

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Damn Burty, if I had to confess my sins the thread might go on for a few years

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

Damn Burty, if I had to confess my sins the thread might go on for a few years

Well it will take me that long to gain the length I'm after, oh, I mean praise the lord! unburden your soiled soul scary rabbit!

EDIT: Mebs had an evil rabbit avatar at this point in time

[akaTrex Senior Member Member of the Month Jan 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close akaTrex]

Damn Burty, if I had to confess my sins the thread might go on for a few years

Ditto Nebs!

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Who is Nebs? Is that my brother up to no good again...

[akaTrex Senior Member Member of the Month Jan 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close akaTrex]

Who is Nebs? Is that my brother up to no good again...

NEBS Double.jpg

Hummmmmmmmm ???

[HammerTime89 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close HammerTime89]

What kind of confession do you want burrty? Fights, sexual, breaking the law? I used to be a hoodlums so I got them all

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

What kind of confession do you want burrty? Fights, sexual, breaking the law? I used to be a hoodlums so I got them all

Something that will either make me laugh or cry or be sick or sumthin, just don't bore me I live in a church and I'm forced to read the same book over and over!

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

I'm always up to some monkey business

Damn the rabbits do multiply fast around these here parts!

I always wondered how rabbits ears look on a monkey...........
but on second thought

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

In the eyes of the lord you have sinned AlpineNewt, bless this man for he knows not what he does, you are healed.

As penance you must let your friends decorate your face with permanent marker the next time you go drinking

To be honest I don't want forgiveness from your god. It was a turning point in my life and I thought very different thoughts after that @)

[Mrs.Basset Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mrs.Basset]

Right here goes... when I was about 14 my older brother the bastard used to call me hairy mary (my middle name) be becuse I hadnt shaved my legs due to the fact that I wore trousers all the time and didn't see the point.
So I thought right fuck you bro
And started useing HIS razer to shave Everywhere! And I mean everything
Did this for about a month before telling him as he was shaveing his face that I had just shaved my pubes with that razer
Ahh that brings back happy memorys of the shit me and my bro usec to do to each other!