random erections

[sssssteve Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close sssssteve]

yes, if you have been doing PE then you know that you can start having them at random times. I just figured I would share my latest experience...

had to get my car worked on yesterday and I work 3rd shift so I ended up passing out in the waiting room at the shop because it literally ended up taking all damn day. woke up a little while later to readjust my package so it wouldnt be showing obviously from the erection I was starting to get. I thought I was alone in the room. got up about 10-20 minutes later and was greeted by a girl sitting nearby who was grinning from one ear to the other asking me how I was doing. she weirded me out slightly because I was half-asleep and didnt put 2 and 2 together until after she left. I think (as in 99% certain) her coming in the room is what stirred me awake to readjust. I guess it would be pretty funny to be a girl who walks into that kind of situation because I also snore a lot of the time when I take a nap on my back... so between sawing logs and the more-than-obvious bulge that I (think I) unknowingly shifted around in front of her... idk how she didnt just bust out laughing on the spot.

I just wanted to start a thread on the subject so feel free to share your own experiences.

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Nah I don't want to share mine but you can tell me all about yours! I'm into weird stuff like that. Don't we all know that about me by now?

[closed017 Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed017]

@cusp. yeah i guess you could say that about yourself. i mean who honestly likes the rangers....

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@sssteve. too bad the chick didn't do this^ when you went to readjust.

[sssssteve Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close sssssteve]

haha... "too bad"?

dude... I wouldve jumped up and been ready to fight if someone did that. raging hard dick or not.

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

Ha ha that's hilarious, do you think she may of been eyeing you up or just taking the mickey because of your complete ease napping and readjusting?

There was a similar thread on going sleepy and getting horny not so long ago, it always seems to be at inconvenient times. Used to get this when I went to church (not been in many years) or sitting on a bus.

One of my mates in school (catholic school), balanced a new testament on his rod whilst he had a boner in assembly, he did something similar to a towel raise with the good book that got many laughs, not so funny for him when the teacher invited him to a podium in front of everyone in our year to explain what was so funny. The rest of those present found it highly amusing as he made his way there unable to disguise himself .

[sssssteve Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close sssssteve]

well I left out my post-workout edging routine that morning to make the trip to the shop. and it was more of a flirty/awkwardly impressed smile because I ran into her 2 more times and every time she had a potential line-of-sight toward me, she was waiting on me to make eye contact with her... cheezin. I think it has just as much to do with the subconscious mind as it does the conscious one. smiling from the snoring but wanting to make eye contact as part of some kind of primal mate-selection process.

I guess this is how girls with big boobs feel... so maybe I should start using my penis for personal gain.