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    Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small

    This makes for seriously grim reading
    Start
    May 15th 2014

    Last Measured Gains (unsure how accurate in all fairness)
    July 2nd

    BPEL + 0.5"
    NBPEL + 0.6"
    MEG + 0.0"

    Ser Gregor Clegains.

  • #2
    In case you missed it this piece is a satire of an Ask Men article.

    Things To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Gaining Weight - AskMen
    Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline Kael

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SquiddlyDee View Post
      Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small

      This makes for seriously grim reading
      Food for Thought!

      Are big breasts truly better or desirable?


      Many women seem to think so (especially small-breasted gals), though not all. Interestingly, many large-breasted women wish they had small breasts, because large breasts bring with them a set of problems such as a backache, breasts being on the way, men staring at them, people not taking these women seriously, etc. Some men also prefer big breasts; however men don't care about breast size NEARLY as much as women do.


      Why do many people think big breasts are better? The question boils down to TWO factors. First of all, many women have supposedly "learned" that men care more about larger breasts than small ones.

      Secondly, some think that larger breasts are better for breastfeeding.

      Small breasts - women's worries. Do men like small breasts? Can you make them bigger?

      Humm!
      “The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything” Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TheGreatDivider View Post
        In case you missed it this piece is a satire of an Ask Men article.

        Things To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Gaining Weight - AskMen
        Definitely missed it haha, my blood was up from reading the first few entries.
        Start
        May 15th 2014

        Last Measured Gains (unsure how accurate in all fairness)
        July 2nd

        BPEL + 0.5"
        NBPEL + 0.6"
        MEG + 0.0"

        Ser Gregor Clegains.

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        • #5
          More funny than grim

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          • #6
            3. Watch an Erotic Film Together
            Plan a cozy evening together watching erotic films and make sure to rent one that features men with large members so that he'll be forced to confront the fact that he doesn't measure up. Not even close. Not even in the same ballpark. Not even in the zip code that contains the same ballpark. Talk about how much better your sex life would be if you were dating one of the men in the video.

            LOL. Ya that would get a guys attention.
            7 1/4 inches x 5 1/4 inches Spring 2014
            8 X 5 1/2 late summer 2014
            8 X 5 3/4 Feb. 2015 That took a while.
            8 X 6 goal
            8 X 5 7/8 May 2015, wife said stop for now.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SquiddlyDee View Post
              Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small

              This makes for seriously grim reading
              I actually found if quite outstanding. Realize why it was written.
              Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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              • #8
                I completely missed the satire here guys
                Start
                May 15th 2014

                Last Measured Gains (unsure how accurate in all fairness)
                July 2nd

                BPEL + 0.5"
                NBPEL + 0.6"
                MEG + 0.0"

                Ser Gregor Clegains.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SquiddlyDee View Post
                  I completely missed the satire here guys
                  How

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SquiddlyDee View Post
                    I completely missed the satire here guys
                    1. Break Up with the Douchebag
                    Dump his ass for being the kind of dumb, pea-brained asshole that would not only read the Ask Men website, but who would take advice from a publication that posted an article titled, "10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat." Because that's seriously f*cked up, and only a meatheaded douchebag with a runty, undersized scabby little prick would follow any kind of advice from a men's magazine that would publish something as stupid and sexist as that.

                    Read more at Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small
                    Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline Kael

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheGreatDivider View Post
                      1. Break Up with the Douchebag
                      Dump his ass for being the kind of dumb, pea-brained asshole that would not only read the Ask Men website, but who would take advice from a publication that posted an article titled, "10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat." Because that's seriously f*cked up, and only a meatheaded douchebag with a runty, undersized scabby little prick would follow any kind of advice from a men's magazine that would publish something as stupid and sexist as that.

                      Read more at Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small
                      Yeah no I see it now. I got so worked up by the first half that I posted before I got to point 1
                      Start
                      May 15th 2014

                      Last Measured Gains (unsure how accurate in all fairness)
                      July 2nd

                      BPEL + 0.5"
                      NBPEL + 0.6"
                      MEG + 0.0"

                      Ser Gregor Clegains.

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