1000 Posts For The Mad Doctor!!

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Yes, I'm a bit early,
but it just couldn't wait,
How fast this guy posts,
tonight would be too late.

1000 posts, for the man with a PHD,
though in what,
we're not sure,
But he does have the degree.

A guy who likes quotes...
oh, wait, that's not right.
It's colored hair, ground meat,
and things that bump and grind in the night.

He likes his bagels served...
in an interesting way....
But hey, whatever works
to get you going on your day.

A good sense of humor
though a bit twisted
But plenty of good help,
just in case someone missed it.

A pleasure to have,
here at the Gym.
So join me in applause,
and congratulate him!

Congratulations DFC, you hit 1000 posts!

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[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Didn't we just give this guy an award not so long ago

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

Only three posts to go! Well done Dr F!

[MrB8 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close MrB8]

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Congrats Doctor!



Nice writeup Foxy!!!

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

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Congrats Doctor!



Nice writeup Foxy!!!

Something I've always wondered... How do you actually do it with a mermaid?

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Congratz it means that you have spent a lot of time posting here.

Next goal is 10k posts. xD

[Sean Jacobs Retired Moderator Member of the Month Dec 2012PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Sean Jacobs]

Congrats Dr!

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Jeepers. That's an awesome poem my dear friend W4I! I'm all goosefleshy.

#998

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Thank you all! I know I was 3 short when this started, but I've got a really special 1000th post planned, so I can't answer the all important question posed a few posts earlier just yet.

I have to go find something in my lab. BRB

#999

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Something I've always wondered... How do you actually do it with a mermaid?

This man holds the answer to your question...

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*My apologies for squandering my 1000th post on crude humor and vile nonsense. When I reach 10,000 I'll attempt to end hunger and bring peace on Earth.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Uh-oh... Hahaha.

[BigRooster Senior Member Member of the Month Apr 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigRooster]

Congrats Doc!

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Ever watched Seinfeld? There's an episode where George is insulted and comes up with a comeback way later. He winds up traveling across the country just to deliver his "epic" comeback. Well I wasn't insulted by anything, but I am still having a Costanza moment. So here I am, hours later, to add this bit of what should have been an obvious reply when I first saw this thread.

The Mad Doctor you say? Well sir, based on my current avatar, I must tell you, "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad!" -- Salvador Dali

And just so future generations aren't confused by this post, here's my current avatar:
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[MrB8 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close MrB8]

Reminds me of Hugh Laurie/'Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.' in 'Monsters vs. Aliens' saying "I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist. There is a difference."

[Eazygeezer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Eazygeezer]

Congrats doc