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  • Twas the Night Before Christmas - PEGym Style

    Considering that today is Christmas Eve...I thought it would be fun to create our own version of the famous Christmas poem - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

    So jump in with your two cents and let's see if we can do this.

    (remember the lines have to rhyme)
    Here's the original to help...

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
    And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
    had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

    When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
    when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer

    With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
    More rapid than eagles, his courses they came,
    and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

    "Now Dasher!
    Now Dancer!
    Now, Prancer and Vixen!
    On, Comet! On, Cupid!
    On, Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch!
    To the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! Dash away!
    Dash away all!"

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
    so up to the house-top the courses they flew,
    with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
    As I drew in my head and was turning around,
    down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
    and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
    A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
    and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
    and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
    He had a broad face and a little round belly,
    that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    soon gave me to know I had nothings to dread.

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
    And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    and giving a node, up the chimney he rose.

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all fly like the down of a thistle.
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"


    Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Gym,
    Not a member was jelquing, not even...



    TPW
    Senior Member
    Member of the Month Oct 2013
    Last edited by TPW; 12-24-2014, 10:59 AM.


  • #2
    ...the slim.

    The extenders were placed on their dicks with care....
    Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
    12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
    12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
    01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
    01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
    01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
    Fat Pad = 1+/-

    Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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    • #3
      In hopes that some gains would soon happen down there...
      Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”

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      • #4
        The children were nestled all snug in their beds
        while mama was giving me Christmas time head
        JonPop
        Retired Sr. Administrator
        PEGym Hero
        Last edited by JonPop; 12-24-2014, 12:49 PM.

        I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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        • #5
          Away to the forums, he flew like a flash,
          to found out an answer about his new rash.




          TPW
          Senior Member
          Member of the Month Oct 2013
          Last edited by TPW; 12-24-2014, 10:57 AM.

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          • #6
            While ma with her dildo and me with my hanger
            prepare ourselves for an all night banger
            Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
            12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
            12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
            01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
            01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
            01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
            Fat Pad = 1+/-

            Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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            • #7
              While there ran 'round the gym a merry ol' ho,
              with a crotch full 'o cream cheese and bagels in tow.
              The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers.

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              • #8
                the moon on her breasts looked like new fallen snow
                and the head she was giving, I was about to blow

                I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                • #9
                  ...with the help of my spouse...
                  Begin 7/25/2011:
                  NBPEL 7, BPEL 7.2, MEG 5.6, BEG 6

                  Current 12/05/2014:
                  FL 5.25, FG 5.2
                  NBPEL 7.8, BPEL 8.1, UEG 5.75, MEG 6.25, BEG 6.7

                  Long:
                  UEG:MEG 6.5

                  https://www.pegym.com/forums/progres...henewuser.html

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                  • #10
                    when out on the roof there arose such a clatter
                    I sprang from my bed to empty my bladder

                    I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                    • #11
                      When what from my wonderful cock did appear
                      but that kidney stone I'd been passing all year
                      The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers.

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                      • #12
                        (I'm sorry to curse in dactylic tetrameter
                        But that f***er was at least a half an inch in diameter)
                        swimdad25
                        Senior Member
                        Last edited by swimdad25; 12-24-2014, 02:18 PM.
                        Conquest’s Third Law: “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.”

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                        • #13
                          I screamed and I shouted and hollered in pain
                          I swore oaths to the heavens and called out these names:

                          You bastard!
                          You devil!
                          You calcified witch!
                          You, blasted damned stone, are a son of a bitch!
                          The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers.

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                          • #14
                            Away to the window I ran like a flash tore open the shutters
                            and on the frame of the window, my head I did bash

                            I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JonPop View Post
                              when out on the roof there arose such a clatter
                              I sprang from my bed to empty my bladder
                              Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash
                              Pulled out my dick and heard a great splash
                              Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                              12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                              12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
                              01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
                              01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
                              01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
                              Fat Pad = 1+/-

                              Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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