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Maybe the wife will notice your "ornaments"
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I'm usually wearing clothes when it's that cold so I don't notice what the burrito's doing and neither do they. I nice snuggle with 'em under a warm blanket is the perfect remedy for turtlingOriginally posted by peckerachu View PostIt's really unfair actually when you think about it. Women look better in the cold, men lose their masculinity proportional to the penis turtling
I feel at my worst when my penis turtle.
GOTTA RISE TO THE OCCASION!!!
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A burrito without a tortilla looks like....You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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....every women's dreamOriginally posted by Jay1983 View Post
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She had a chance to but no dice. All Bob Day today. Took a few pics, she’s at work, and texted them to her.Originally posted by Ultimate Burrito View PostMaybe the wife will notice your "ornaments"
Jay. You’re next.Last edited by Party; 12-07-2017, 06:40 PM.A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.Comment
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Ultimate Burrito text Party! Hurry!!!!!!!You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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Done.Originally posted by Jay1983 View PostA prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.Comment
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Goodness gracious great balls of fire.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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Considering i still have 3 small ones at home i beleive the naked tree dressing wi need to done a few years from now. LolOriginally posted by Party View PostPeople may not remember what you did or what you said but they'll always remeber how you made them feel. 😉Comment
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Buzzkill!!!Originally posted by Wildflower View Postgoal--Contentment
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For real!! It pains me a little... however maybe u can use this time away to ykur advantage. No naked tree dressing for you mister. 😉Originally posted by proactive View PostPeople may not remember what you did or what you said but they'll always remeber how you made them feel. 😉Comment
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Well. I’ve gotten fairly used to driving naked these days. I know its gonna bite me in the ass someday. Just can’t help myself. It’s was snowing bad a day ago and almost T boned a mini van. Had clothes in the truck but that would have been a scramble.A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.Comment
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LOL that'd be a bad place to get frost bite!!!! OK, confession timeOriginally posted by Party View Post
In the past I used to drive with a vacuum pump attached. I was really into "multitasking". Man had I wrecked and the air bag go off...needless to say something else would have gone off too!
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