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    Drop some quotes!

    If you don't find the time, if you don't do the work, you don't get the results!
    BPEL = 7.28"

  • #2
    "don't be a hater"

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    • #3
      :d
      BPEL = 7.28"

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      • #4
        I think the best part of this whole thread is on the front page it says "Inspirational Quotes" by Hater

        I about died laughing.

        But seriously.

        "You're only as good as your last best thought. Always think better, always be better."

        "When you start feeling useless just remember one thing. There's someone who installs turn signals into BMWs."

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        • #5
          I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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          • #6
            Time flies when you're having rum!
            The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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            • #7
              Don't believe me, just watch.
              ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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              • #8
                For you business minded people, just remember - The difference between a "Kiss Ass" and a "Brown Nose" is.....

                Depth Perception

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                • #9
                  If people are talking about you behind your back...just fart!

                  I'm not good at advice...can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

                  I could be a morning person...if morning happened around noon!

                  If I was a bird I know who I'd shit on!

                  The trouble with getting old is...you start having dry dreams and wet farts!

                  I see you're playing stupid again...looks like you're winning too!

                  Whenever you feel worthless...remember you were once the quickest sperm cell!

                  Chin up, shoulders back, wipe those tears and get back on track. Smile, wave and wink with class, then tell them all to kiss your ass!

                  If you love someone set them free...if they come back set them on fire!

                  The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

                  Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!

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                  • #10
                    A redneck's famous last words "Ya'll watch this!"
                    To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

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                    • #11
                      If they run you our of town, get a baton, and make it look like a parade
                      ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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                      • #12
                        This quote is found at 2:51 of the video.


                        "So what if you don't have a perfect body, you're a lot better than where you started, as a baby, who crapped himself all the time, you do that a lot less now, and I'm proud of you for it."


                        He is absolutely hilarious. I wish I could be as comfortable and confident in the face of my challenges.

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWI_J3-2Nzg

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                        • #13
                          The person that said practice makes perfect doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Perfect is an illusion created by people who always want to be disappointed in themselves. Practice makes better!

                          - Zach Anner WOW#5

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                          • #14
                            Zach hasn't seen my penis. Good quote though.
                            ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by namsokiek View Post
                              This quote is found at 2:51 of the video.


                              "So what if you don't have a perfect body, you're a lot better than where you started, as a baby, who crapped himself all the time, you do that a lot less now, and I'm proud of you for it."


                              He is absolutely hilarious. I wish I could be as comfortable and confident in the face of my challenges.

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWI_J3-2Nzg

                              You can be.
                              ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

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