Stupidest thing someone has said to you?

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Heya!

What has been the stupidest thing someone has said to you or asked you?

You can tell what were your reactions and thoughts too.

[persistent91 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close persistent91]

Ok, let's start with your exmple, Purple.

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Damn.. hard to remember one particular one.

I knew this would happend.

Ok this was recent and kind of stupid. There was this chick who offered her nudes for money just so she could feed her pets(dogs , rabbits etc) that was kind of stupid she was like 19 so get a job or something like that.

That was not the stupidest one but the most recent one and that I can remember.

[mistercrowley Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mistercrowley]

Depends..how much was she charging? Girl's dog's gotta eat...

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Oh damn, I hear stupid ones everyday... this forum is a goldmine for them!

Outside of this forum, I also hear a lot of ones. Usually, it involves someone asking a stupid question, then I respond with a sarcastic answer, resulting in further stupid questions... shortly followed by embarrassment at said stupid questions.

One gem I heard was when we were talking about our trip to Indonesia and we mentioned that we were going to see "Komodo dragons" over there, for which we got the reply "wow, real dragons?".

[mistercrowley Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mistercrowley]

One for me was this guy that did pet waste removal for me shows up and he always does pointless small talk. Just conversations that go nowhere. It was fall and I kinda brushed him off by saying "I gotta rake."

He replies with, "oh, you got a rake? What kind? Is it a nice one?"

I so wanted to reply with something like, "Oh yeah, it's the Leafinator T-1000!"

I guess it all lies in the vernacular..and common sense.

[aBone2pick Senior Member Member of the Month July 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close aBone2pick]

Everything x politician said (insert the name of your choosing, according to political alignments and personal biases).

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Depends..how much was she charging? Girl's dog's gotta eat...

10 euros but come on that is just stupid in my opinnion.

[mistercrowley Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mistercrowley]

Considering I have on more than one occasion got a girl to show me her boobs during truth or dare for free I tend to agree with you.

[Qandisa Senior Member Member of the Month March 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Qandisa]

My hair is... different. It's usually at least 2 different colours - something dark contrasted with something bright. I'm talking like turquoise or bright cherry red or lime green or things like that. I had a woman come up to me and say "Ooooh I really like your hair! Is that your natural hair colour?!"

o.0

Not something someone has said to me specifically, but the last time I was flying the plane was a little late, there weren't nearly enough seats in the boarding lounge, and people were already antsy so there were probably about 70 of us just standing at the gate waiting. Door to the jetway is closed, the plane hasn't even arrived yet, which was painfully obvious by the fact that there was nothing attached to the other end of the jetway. Some guy came strolling up to the gate counter and says to the agent "Is the flight boarding yet?". I wanted to haul him over to the window and say hey do you see a plane out there? What do you think we'd be boarding onto? And do you think all the tired and grumpy people standing there are just patiently waiting for you to arrive and get on the plane first?

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Hahaha, in addition to that Qandisa, a pet-peeve of mine is if you are waiting outside for a toilet and someone comes in after you, can SEE you waiting for the cubicle, skips ahead of you and twists the handle to see just make sure there is someone in there. THEN they turn to you and ask "is there someone in there"... It has happened way too many times...

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Threw out a plastic pre ex box that holds screws today at work.

One of my young employees looks at it in the trash and says "damn, if it were not broke he would get it out from the trash can"

My foreman had to explain to him that it would not be available if it were not broken.

We both laughed at him after he said it.

[Dontrike Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dontrike]

My friend says a bunch of rather dumb stuff all the time, but a lot of them do range into the stupidest thing ever category.

Some examples of dumb ones are....

"Who uses chopsticks?"
"Who eats Mexican food."
The time he couldn't say meteorologist and just said "weather scientist."

The one stupidest thing ever that comes to mind, I should really write the others down when they happen, is....

I was making spaghetti and going to put chicken nuggets in, kind of like a chicken marinara spaghetti thing. My friend said "Who puts meat in spaghetti?", to which I explained the chicken marinara thing, and then he said "I only put meatballs in mine." I was on the phone with my brother at the time and even he heard this and everyone in the house, plus him, said "You know that's meat, right?"

This is why saying "Damn it Steve" has become a slogan around our little group.