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  • You Know You've Been Hanging out at PEGym Too Long When...

    ... you're at the gym and watching CNN with no sound and see this...

    "TRUMP & CRUZ ATTACK EACH OTHER WITH ADS"

    And immediately envision the two of them smacking each other with All Day Stretchers.

    Yup - I spend too much time here. LOL

    Happy Friday, everyone!!
    Kimberly
    PEGym.com

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  • #2
    I am a political junkie and a Republican. This is funny. Thanks
    Sexy Personal Female Instructor

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    • #3
      ...you continue to traction wrap after PE giving the appearance of a huge flaccid wang under your pants and then return to work where you are one of the most senior, highly visible members of staff walking amongst 3,500 people, some of who whisper "Ohooo...Lam Yai" to each other as they walk past (translation from Thai "Whoa..big cock"), you shake it off with determination and the thought of "Fuck it...I'm doing this for me and for science damn it!"
      27/07/13 - BPEL: 6.25" EG: 5.0"
      14/08/18 - BPEL: 7.1" EG: 5.3"

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      • #4
        Thanks Mebs

        https://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/700...-time-gym.html
        League of Legends ​/ Top Performers / Pull the Chute

        My Log / KITJ / KITV / Phallosan Tips / 2014 Challenge Statistics

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        • #5
          I'd rather see them attack each other with pump cylinders.
          Feb. 2014 BPEL 6.8" Girth not measured

          August 2015 BPEL 7.7" MG 5.1" BG 5.8"

          Current NBPEL 7.5" EG 5.4"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by psinstructor View Post
            I am a political junkie and a Republican. This is funny. Thanks
            Me too! :-D And, I'm (clearly) also very blonde sometimes. LOL I seriously took a half-a-second and then went, "Oh! Ads... not ADS!" Then I started laughing, and the guy on the treadmill next to me looked at me like I had lost my marbles. If only he knew!
            Kimberly
            PEGym.com

            Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/pegym

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            • #7
              What ? Not wearing a PEGym T-shirt at the Gym?
              Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohacker
              Looks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.

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              • #8
                When the IT guys discuss Business Process Eexecution Language and you think they are talking about their dicks, you have been too long at the Gym.
                Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
                01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
                01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
                01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
                Fat Pad = 1+/-

                Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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                • #9
                  Funny stuff!
                  Old Gym Log - Tracking progress with the iLogPE App
                  "Wherever you go, there you are. Stay sexy, my friends."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Praetorian View Post
                    ...you continue to traction wrap after PE giving the appearance of a huge flaccid wang under your pants and then return to work where you are one of the most senior, highly visible members of staff walking amongst 3,500 people, some of who whisper "Ohooo...Lam Yai" to each other as they walk past (translation from Thai "Whoa..big cock"), you shake it off with determination and the thought of "Fuck it...I'm doing this for me and for science damn it!"
                    Uh huh.

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                    • #11
                      When you apply the rice socket on rest days just because it feels comfy.
                      Initial measures(4 february 2016): Erect length: 7.44 (18,9 cm) Erect girth: 6.18 (15.7cm)
                      31 December 2016 goals: Erect length: 8 (20,30 cm) Erect girth: 6.3 (16 cm)
                      Final goal (2130 circa): Humanity had to move to Mars in order to let my boy space on Earth

                      Riding the Tiger baby

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                      • #12
                        You resurrect old threads like this one to see if anybody will add something good !

                        MrBill.jpg
                        Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohacker
                        Looks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.

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                        • #13
                          ...you look at other men in the gathering you are at and wondering what are their measurements. o_o
                          How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! ~ Song of Solomon 4:10

                          For things to change, you have to change.” - Jim Rohn, The Art of Exceptional Living

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                          • #14
                            ...when nobody takes a blind bit of notice of what you say anymore!
                            The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

                            Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!

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                            • #15
                              ....when your GF thinks you're really on a dating site.

                              Hay fellas


                              You never slow down, you never grow old!

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