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    Howdy it is a pleasure to meet you all, and learn so much from you as well. I have been searching through the forums for a while trying to discover the perfect jelq and stretch. I have fortunately learned how to jelq and stretch the right way! I am quite excited really since it has taken me two years (Yes I tried to start at 17) to nearly perfect both techniques. Plus a growing ambition does wonders. I hope to have the 3 G's; great success, great body, great manhood.

    With this all in mind I hope to simply (for right now) gain .75" in length and .50" in girth. Nothing super insane, just enough to make me slightly above average.

    I have a LOT of 5:00 so I have to focus on the tunica mainly
    Morning:
    Warmup - 2 minutes 30 seconds.
    Lig Stretch; all directions - 5 minutes, 30 seconds each.
    Inverted V stretch - 5 minutes, 30 seconds each. (Still learning how to do this one exactly right)
    Warmdown - 2 minutes 30 seconds.

    Evening:
    Warmup - Same
    Onehanded Dry Jelq with Uli pumps - 15 minutes, Ulis for 30 seconds every 5 minutes.
    Warmdown - Same

    5 days on 2 days off.

    Uli pumps are a noob version of Uli's I created myself. Because I am left handed I can easier pinch off the exiting blood flow from my penis creating a slight blockage, then I proceed to kengel as if I was blowing my penis up. I don't do many kengels to avoid damage. I can get a 70% to an almost solid state, in safety bounds mind you. Don't want to make my penis explode.

    I am looking to gain girth, so if you have any suggestions please let me know. Until then I will progress on my task to conqure the world with jelqs.

    Starting -
    EL = 6.25
    EG = 4.5

    Goal -
    EL = 7
    EG = 5
    "I, DOOM, shall conqure this world by the power of Jelqs and Stretches. I will make even Mr. Fantastic jealous." - Doctor Doom on Penis Enlargement.

    Starting -
    EL - 6.25"
    EG - 4.5"

    Goal -
    EL - 7"
    EG - 5"

  • #2
    Welcome you seem on a good path.

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    • #3
      You really didn't get on here and say "howdy" did you? Well I won't pick on you yet but if you stick arounds these parts a hoot I just may come on yonder back and chaw with ya! Hey welcome and good luck!
      The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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      • #4
        I'm kinda new too.

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        • #5
          I know Bruno; Go back to your last post. I already picked on you there.
          The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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          • #6
            The ironic part about the "howdy" is that I am from south-side Chicago. Howdy is my general online and text hello, but in reality I say Hey. Thanks for the welcome.
            "I, DOOM, shall conqure this world by the power of Jelqs and Stretches. I will make even Mr. Fantastic jealous." - Doctor Doom on Penis Enlargement.

            Starting -
            EL - 6.25"
            EG - 4.5"

            Goal -
            EL - 7"
            EG - 5"

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