Different Pee Streams

[pe_ZEN Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close pe_ZEN]

Hi all, we have all experience differing streams when we pee. Depending on the circumstances

1. The post-ejaculatory bi-directional stream of piss
2. "the tube"
3. "the Sprinkler"
4. "the firehose"
5. or the one I saw after Jelqing today: the vertical Wall of Piss! (not kidding, either)

Overall I think these could be Physiological Indicators, what other ones have you all experienced?

[BMot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BMot]

Not sure about a PI, but number 1 is an absolute nightmare!

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

A small amount of cum or even pre-cum, will stick the meatus (Pee hole) shut and create a wide variety of weird pee streams. Before you take that first piss, after exercising or sex, take your thumbs and spread the meatus to unstick it.
Or wind up like MrBigDick and pee on the side of his G/F's cabinet and his feet. *Hee* (jP

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

A small amount of cum or even pre-cum, will stick the meatus (Pee hole) shut and create a wide variety of weird pee streams. Before you take that first piss, after exercising or sex, take your thumbs and spread the meatus to unstick it.
Or wind up like MrBigDick and pee on the side of his G/F's cabinet and his feet. *Hee* (jP

Did his girlfriend say,"URINE in real trouble now buddy!.
I guess He was not singing"My aim is true either"
The only place your allowed to dribble is on a basketball court.
Why is it every time when you lay down in bed and get real comfortable,
all of a sudden you have to take a pee!
There is the boner pee--Where you wake up half asleep with a boner
You go to the bathroom to take a whiz and end up hitting everything but urinal-toilet
itself.
Sorry I just had a STREAM of consciousness thing going on
plus a weird sense of humor.