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Don't get mad at me if you fuck this up and go to the ER (don't worry you would have hurt yourself you will just be in unfathomable pain) or it doesn't work but I recently stumbled upon something that I believe is working for me. My junk was kind of spotty in a couple places and had pretty dark area on the bottom, has been that way a couple years (I quit for a while and I'm pretty sure all it did was cement the discoloration) I was obviously careless in my youth (arguably still am, keep reading).
I put a very small amount of capsaicin cream on my junk mixed with some other lotion or oil (so there is enough of something to spread it) then pump. I'm uncut so I keep the turtleneck up and don't let any get on my glans because that seems like an even worse idea than what I am already describing to you. It shouldn't burn (much), just feel hot, if you use too much lube and it pools as you pack you'll end up with little burning parts so watch out for that, interestingly I think those areas are getting back to normal quickest (and I'm sure they were the most discolored to begin with).
It seems to keep fresh blood rushing into and out of the skin evenly and consistently. I can pump much longer and at higher pressure than before (I was on the low end of what is safe as I get discoloration easily). I packed a tube the other day that I've had for years and never packed.
The best part is I'm not sure it really matters what you do once the stuff is on so whatever your routine is as long as you are careful where the stuff ends up it probably will help.
Obviously you have to be careful if you try this don't:
-put your dick in anyone until you wash your junk
-touch any broken skin or mucous membranes until you wash your hands
-put it on right after you shave/wax/whatever
-over-do it with the cream, it could make a grown man cry or cause you to panic and go to a hospital just for the embarrassment
-over-do it with pumping, because you may be tempted to if this works for others as it has for me, even without the discoloration this stuff has potential
-wet pump
-get impatient and add more, it can take 10-15 minutes before it starts to burn and it'll be 20-30 before it stops
I'd also add that I tried many other things to no avail, goat rolls helped a lot and prior to this were successful in preventing any new discoloration but weren't reversing much.
I've only done this a handful of times over a couple months because I was concerned it could make me lose sensitivity (not the case so far). So just like every thread of this kind you get all the early enthusiasm and no empirical evidence to back it up but that's what you guys are for right? Bunch of long dicked guinea pigs that you are.
Anyway, this thread is getting weird in ways other than putting concentrated hot pepper extract on your dick. I'm probably not going to do much following up I'm not that into talking to dudes about their dicks (or talking about mine, it is straight but leans slightly to the left) but every now and then I used to pop in to see if anyone had figured out how to get rid of discoloration (that's how I know what a goat roll is), seems now it might be me, so here you go maybe this dies maybe I'm deemed a troll trying to make a bunch of grown men cry or maybe this is the BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU PENIS SINCE VAGINA!
GLHF
I put a very small amount of capsaicin cream on my junk mixed with some other lotion or oil (so there is enough of something to spread it) then pump. I'm uncut so I keep the turtleneck up and don't let any get on my glans because that seems like an even worse idea than what I am already describing to you. It shouldn't burn (much), just feel hot, if you use too much lube and it pools as you pack you'll end up with little burning parts so watch out for that, interestingly I think those areas are getting back to normal quickest (and I'm sure they were the most discolored to begin with).
It seems to keep fresh blood rushing into and out of the skin evenly and consistently. I can pump much longer and at higher pressure than before (I was on the low end of what is safe as I get discoloration easily). I packed a tube the other day that I've had for years and never packed.
The best part is I'm not sure it really matters what you do once the stuff is on so whatever your routine is as long as you are careful where the stuff ends up it probably will help.
Obviously you have to be careful if you try this don't:
-put your dick in anyone until you wash your junk
-touch any broken skin or mucous membranes until you wash your hands
-put it on right after you shave/wax/whatever
-over-do it with the cream, it could make a grown man cry or cause you to panic and go to a hospital just for the embarrassment
-over-do it with pumping, because you may be tempted to if this works for others as it has for me, even without the discoloration this stuff has potential
-wet pump
-get impatient and add more, it can take 10-15 minutes before it starts to burn and it'll be 20-30 before it stops
I'd also add that I tried many other things to no avail, goat rolls helped a lot and prior to this were successful in preventing any new discoloration but weren't reversing much.
I've only done this a handful of times over a couple months because I was concerned it could make me lose sensitivity (not the case so far). So just like every thread of this kind you get all the early enthusiasm and no empirical evidence to back it up but that's what you guys are for right? Bunch of long dicked guinea pigs that you are.
Anyway, this thread is getting weird in ways other than putting concentrated hot pepper extract on your dick. I'm probably not going to do much following up I'm not that into talking to dudes about their dicks (or talking about mine, it is straight but leans slightly to the left) but every now and then I used to pop in to see if anyone had figured out how to get rid of discoloration (that's how I know what a goat roll is), seems now it might be me, so here you go maybe this dies maybe I'm deemed a troll trying to make a bunch of grown men cry or maybe this is the BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU PENIS SINCE VAGINA!
GLHF
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