It's no secret that extenders work and with people that are dedicated, it works really well. The problem is that you have to wear this contraption for a considerable amount of time, up to 8-12 hrs a day! I'm writing this thread because I was walking to my mailbox with my extender on and my neighbor started up a conversation, and I really didn't understand what he was talking about because I was too busy worried about him noticing either A) my 8'' penis stretched down in constricting pants or B) Worried that my extender would slip off mid conversation. Luckily neither happened and I was able to make it safely back to the confines of my home. When I sat down, I really started wondering if people on this site wear their extenders in public and if they ever have had that frightening experience of it slipping off or had slipped off. I mean, can you imagine? Lets say a man by the name Jumping Jimmy Blueballs has a high profile corporate job. Jimmy has always been a hard worker and managed to work three jobs to get through school, work late hours and spend most of his time away from his family to make a better life for them. Mr. Blueballs has one small problem, his tiny penis. He decides to buy an extender and use all that time away from his family into some use by wearing it through out the work day. Jumping Jimmy is excited about the thought of getting a bigger penis and even more excited that he is days away from landing an account and getting the big promotion. Flash forward a week, Big Bossman Larry Douchebag comes to give the great news to Jumping Jimmy. Jimmy stands up in excitement and grasps Douchebags hand to thank him profusely. Douchebags exclaimed " You earned it " and to go celebrate. At that exact moment, Jimmy feels something funny in his pants...his extender is slipping to the point of no return and with his hands extended out to thank Bossman's hand, there is nothing he can do except watch as his penis torture device slides out his pant leg in front of all his colleagues and superiors. It's no surprise Jumping Jimmy is now living in a box somewhere in Venice beach California, giving hand jobs to make it, all the while his ex-wife is banging his former boss. It is a scary thought that this can happen to any body, be careful out there...
Regards,
rickthedick
Regards,
rickthedick
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