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  • #16
    I think roosters are getting a bad rap here. There was a guy at MOS who wanted to know if anyone tried sticking their dick up their butts (as he did) as a regular p.e. exercise. First response: "You do WHHHHHAAAAT?"
    His response: "I stick my penis up my behind."
    First Responder: "Are YOU SERIOUS?"
    Response: "Uh huh."
    Responder: "You can't be serious. Oh my God! He's SERIOUS! Ughhh."
    Second responder: "He's SERIOUS! He's SERIOUS!" I'm on the
    floor. I can't get up. Oh my God. My belly. My aching belly.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by going411by7 View Post
      I think roosters are getting a bad rap here. There was a guy at MOS who wanted to know if anyone tried sticking their dick up their butts (as he did) as a regular p.e. exercise. First response: "You do WHHHHHAAAAT?"
      His response: "I stick my penis up my behind."
      First Responder: "Are YOU SERIOUS?"
      Response: "Uh huh."
      Responder: "You can't be serious. Oh my God! He's SERIOUS! Ughhh."
      Second responder: "He's SERIOUS! He's SERIOUS!" I'm on the
      floor. I can't get up. Oh my God. My belly. My aching belly.

      Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaghahahah

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      • #18
        Originally posted by kingpole View Post
        I stepped in cow shit today.
        Excellent!

        Lets not talk about shit anymore guys.
        Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

        Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


        Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

        TGC Theory

        A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Radiohead View Post
          Excellent!

          Lets not talk about shit anymore guys.
          Ca me fait shier!

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          • #20
            Awww c'mon guys.

            J'adore le PooPoo!!! Et je pense que nous ayons besion de parler sur des trop des autre choses, mais le PooPoo cetait tres amusement!!!

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            • #21
              Lol y'all french is excellent.

              Me likes.
              Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

              Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


              Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

              TGC Theory

              A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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              • #22
                Dude that's not even about wiping yo ass....is about taking a shower! lol. That is nasty. I keep everything shaved and perfectly clean like a baby all the time. Call it metro or whatever, but hygiene, looks, smell, touch, is priority, specially if you will be engaging sexual activities with hawt girls.

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                • #23
                  Poooooooop dick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  Current Max Erect Length: 5.5 Inches NBPEL ( 03 / 29 / 10 )
                  Current Max Erect Girth: 4.75 Inches ( 03 / 29 / 10 )

                  Short Term Max Erect Length: 7 Inches NBPEL
                  Long Term Max Erect Length: 8 Inches NBPEL

                  Short / Long Term Max Erect Girth: 5 Inches

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                  • #24
                    That's called a chocolate stick.

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                    • #25
                      The one eyed monster's got a brown eye...
                      Starting Size (09/2009): ~7"BPEL x ~5" MSEG
                      Most Recent Measurement (08/13/2012): 8"BPEL x 5.5"MSEG
                      Final Goal: When I'm told to stop.
                      http://www.towelaroundtheworld.com/#/us

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Radiohead View Post
                        Lol y'all french is excellent.

                        Me likes.
                        The only other Canadian other then myself to use the word "y'all"
                        It's not just Penile Enhancement, it's a way of life.
                        Millia's Dick Journey (NEW Introduction post!)

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