TMA or Tape Measure Anxiety

[rbi99 Retired Moderator Member of the Month Nov 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close rbi99]

Can you get a full erection when you go to take your measurements?

[Pegasus AdministratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero ☺ Admin of the Month Mar 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Pegasus]

This is a funny question , my girl sucking my dick gives me the best erections.

[RyanV Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RyanV]

I think I get it most of the time, the ruler has a negative effect on it. I have to be really quick, like a ninja, to measure my dick. And when the ruler is not around that thing gets BIG.

[Gator Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Gator]

It's never been too much of a problem for me with the ruler (measuring length).
Now...the tape measure (measuring girth) is a different story.

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

I keep hoping that Fleshlight will come out with their Measure-O-Matic version, but, alas, no such luck as yet.

[UYN Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UYN]

I keep hoping that Fleshlight will come out with their Measure-O-Matic version, but, alas, no such luck as yet.

You really want that MOM-version of the fleshlight, huh pirate:P But I agree, it would be amazing, since well it would be like seeing how big it is "in action"

-UYN-

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

You really want that MOM-version of the fleshlight, huh pirate:P But I agree, it would be amazing, since well it would be like seeing how big it is "in action"

-UYN-

Exactly!

[RockofFox Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RockofFox]

That's funny, I always thought TMA stood for Tongue My Ass!

[scarsick Member Find all posts View Profile Close scarsick]

no,rarely.

[NP97 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close NP97]

Often a problem. Get a mega big boner with the ruler in my other hand. Must take it instantly or it goes bye, bye.

[Danner Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Danner]

I'm at my hardest like a raging steel boner is the morning that when I measure it stays like that for an hour and then it subsides so it is rarely . I measure with a tailors measuring tape.

[Gyrta Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gyrta]

I only measure girth by taking a thin paper strip.

[Going411x7 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Going411x7]

I'm with Danner on this one. However, put a cam in my hand and poof!!--down it comes.

[vulcan Retired ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close vulcan]

I never plan to measure & just do it when I am edging & notice that I am particularly impressed with myself.

[stilltoosmall Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close stilltoosmall]

It's a lot like the Loch Ness Monster

Can you get a full erection when you go to take your measurements?

My full hard on is like the Loch Ness Monster.

I can only get quick, grainy, poorly lighted photos.

At least one dude (me) knows it's real :-)


But yeah, tape measures, camera and waiting tiny intervals of time to take a shot.

All of them are anxiety inducing.

So it's not very easy to take a shot of the full on hard-on.