Enter the Burrito

[Slitherinsnake Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Slitherinsnake]

I wouldn't consider what I'm doing to be maintenance right now. s2s stretches are a powerful length boosting exercise. I gained about .25" just in a couple of months recently. But yeah the routine works well for me. I work from home currently and am basically naked all day in my apartment so having access to the burrito is easy and I'll just put something on YouTube and spend 10-15 minutes doing the stretches and I'm done. I have a perfectly good extender sitting in my closet but I've found manuals to be just as effective with out the pain and having to wear something strapped to the burrito all day.

I guess I'm trying to say that its not a load of exercises. Stretching, pumping, clamping,jelqing, etc. I'm just trying to make it to 7" by the end of the year along with 5.25 girth.That would make me happy

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Measured again today and still holding at a solid 8". I think I'm good to go now at this point and it's time to just enjoy what I have earned. Last few girls I've been with have given me indications that I'm almost uncomfortable when going hard and that's a clear sign that I've reached as far as I wanna go. Lol funny thing is that every girl has loved it even more with my cock ring on because of that thickness so it seems that is still an option but then again the girls have also said that my size without the cock ring intimidates them regarding anal. So I'm just gonna hold it right where it's at.

It feels really nice feeling like I accomplished something in life and stayed committed and dedicated to a purpose. I'll still put updates and stories here and if I measure at some point and for whatever reason find myself wanting more I'll pick PE back up but for now it's time to just enjoy.

[Physdoc Retired Moderator Member of the Month July 2019 Find all posts View Profile Close Physdoc]

Congrats UB! You hit the magic and elusive 8-0!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Congrats UB! You hit the magic and elusive 8-0!

Much appreciate! The intangible goals were to get the wow factor from the ladies, be at the top of my game, a notch above the rest and leave the ladies with unforgettable memories. I feel like all that is accomplished and there is little more to gain by continuing to get bigger. The burrito is healthy and I managed to make it through PE all these years with no injury so it's time to consider my good fortune and enjoy the rest.

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Congrats UB !
That’s awesome that you’ve reached your goals and joined the 8 club.
You have inspired me and I’m sure many others .

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Found out some crazy news over the weekend. For those who are unaware, I went through a rough divorce and had a really bad marriage. There are details scattered throughout the earlier parts of this progress log. September marked a year since the divorce was finalized.

A few months ago my kids were telling me about this guy that had been coming around and hanging out with them and mommy and how he had a daughter the same age as mine and they were good friends. Then a few weeks later they were talking about how they had lunch with him and the daughter. So I knew it was something pretty serious at that point. Now I've never been one to use the kids to gather intel on my ex but I just listen to what they volunteer in talking. I figured if they became serious enough she would bring him around and introduce me to him. Boy was I wrong...

About a month goes by and I'm meeting her to drop the kids off and notice a guy in the passenger seat. I waited to see if she was going to say anything and she never did. It was so awkward! The guy was just sitting there playing on his phone. I contemplated what to do and almost just left without acknowledging him but decided I was better than that and instead, reached over the driver seat, introduced myself and shook his hand and then left. I kept thinking about how awkward and inconsiderate that was on my drive back to my house. A couple of months have gone by since and still no acknowledgment from my ex that he even exists. I only hear the stuff my kids tell me.

Finally yesterday as I was picking up the kids she stopped me and for the first time talked about him, except I wasn't expecting the words that were about to come out of her mouth. She mentioned how they had been dating and assumed I heard all I needed to know from the kids (talk about a sorry way to do things...) but she wanted to be the one to tell me that they were getting married this November. In my mind I was like WAIT WHAT?? then she proceeded to drop more info on me by saying they were moving the first of the year to a place that's almost 2hrs away. Talk about a lot at once... I quickly had to recover from the sudden, lifechanging news and somehow managed to congratulate her on her engagement and wish her happiness and a better life than what she had with me. She told me she really appreciated that and it meant a lot for her to hear me say that to her. Then I told her how I felt about how she had handled the whole situation and not communicating with me or even offering a chance to meet the guy that's gonna be around my kids a whole lot and insisted that we still have a formal meeting between us because that's how it should be. I wasn't ugly about it and I just stuck to the facts.

After I dropped the kids off I went to my parents house to tell them the new only to find out that they knew she was engaged and had known for a few months! and so did my brother and his wife!! I did my best to process that in the best way possible and it is what it is. They said they heard it from my daughter and though either I already new or it might not be true coming from a kid. I proceeded to tell them that once they move I would no longer be bound to our hometown and would most likely move myself at some point, hopefully closer to the kids. They didn't blame me and told me if the opportunity came to take it.

The final insult to my injury came when my brother called me out of the blue. We aren't close and hardly ever call each other up. He told me that he tries to stay out of my business normally but there was something he thought I should know. He works in a men's dress ware store at our mall and he said the day before my ex and her man came in, not knowing he worked there, to look at wedding suits. Of course she had to explain to him and it seems now, because my brother knew, she had to say something to me. I'm all for assuming positive intent and motives but now there is doubt cast that the only reason she finally came forth and said anything was because her plans were exposed to my brother. Regardless, the whole situation has been really, really jacked up no matter how you look at it. So now I gotta plan for my kids to be living in another city almost two hours away and think about what my next move is gonna be.

Posted all this because it's safe here and it's nice to get things off my chest lol. Plus I'm sure it makes for good reading material lol.

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Congrats UB !
That’s awesome that you’ve reached your goals and joined the 8 club.
You have inspired me and I’m sure many others .

That's what we are all here for right? Get what we want and encourage others to do the same by sharing our success and learnings.

[Motor23 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Motor23]

Hi Burrito

I started using an extender did 5 days this week at 8 hours a day . I read ur extender log and on some days u actually wore it 10hours some days less do you think wearing it more then 10hours is beneficial.?
I read also u have 2 days off usually do you think with extender it’s needed or can I get faster gains if I just keep wearing it? My main goal is length now with girth ad well so I hope my extender will get me there

And also wanted to know how much total length you got from your extender?

hi burrito did you saw this ?

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Hi Burrito

I started using an extender did 5 days this week at 8 hours a day . I read ur extender log and on some days u actually wore it 10hours some days less do you think wearing it more then 10hours is beneficial.?
I read also u have 2 days off usually do you think with extender it’s needed or can I get faster gains if I just keep wearing it? My main goal is length now with girth ad well so I hope my extender will get me there

And also wanted to know how much total length you got from your extender?

8 hours a day, 5 days a week should be plenty enough. I do recommend taking two day off every week or at least one. Your body needs time to rest and regenerate, otherwise you will find yourself hitting a plateau.

I initially gained .75" in the first 6-7 months doing extending alone but probably 1.25" all together. The rest was from doing s2s stretches and JP90.

[Couchdog Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Couchdog]

Posted all this because it's safe here and it's nice to get things off my chest lol. Plus I'm sure it makes for good reading material lol.

That sucks so much. I hope everything works out for you man. I just went through something very similar as well this week.

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That sucks so much. I hope everything works out for you man. I just went through something very similar as well this week.

I'm sorry to hear that from you as well. For me it's just another twist and turn of life, just a lot to process at the moment but my mind will slowly break it all down into actionable steps and all will be fine. It's just when your outlook on the future suddenly changes drastically in a moment you can't help but to be caught off guard. Just gotta keep a clear head and not focus too much on the negatives and it will all work out.

[Motor23 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Motor23]

8 hours a day, 5 days a week should be plenty enough. I do recommend taking two day off every week or at least one. Your body needs time to rest and regenerate, otherwise you will find yourself hitting a plateau.

I initially gained .75" in the first 6-7 months doing extending alone but probably 1.25" all together. The rest was from doing s2s stretches and JP90.

so your total time using extender was one year?

do you thing i will gain with extender if i was hanging before?

[Hailtotheburrito Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hailtotheburrito]

tel:1647667[/URL]"]1647667[/URL]]I'm sorry to hear that from you as well. For me it's just another twist and turn of life, just a lot to process at the moment but my mind will slowly break it all down into actionable steps and all will be fine. It's just when your outlook on the future suddenly changes drastically in a moment you can't help but to be caught off guard. Just gotta keep a clear head and not focus too much on the negatives and it will all work out.

Hey burrito! Long time no see. I’m getting caught up reading as I took a little break from the forums. Congrats on your gains! I may have to try these S2S stretches. I should have listened to your motto PE smarter... all is well though and I’ll be striving towards our shared goal. Looks like I’ll be 6-8 months away.

[JustJackIt Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close JustJackIt]

Chin-up mate, remember you are the ultimate burrito!!!!

Change is the only constant, and things will change again. Her moving away to another city is difficult - it may not work out. At least it isn't 4 hours away... You just have to adjust your schedule, but you will figure it out.

JJ

[Kolejohn Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kolejohn]

Hi burrito, how long do u recommend to take a big break, My current plan is 8 weeks followed by 1 week rest, 6 days a week 1 day rest.