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Getting a bigger flaccid
Hello fellow members, I'm finally fed up with turtling and being half the size of my brother flaccid so now I'm going to cure myself from this horrible condition, whatever I have to do, might even consider surgery, but lets start sensible!
I do suffer from a medical condition of having a completely flaccid/ice bath status flaccid all the time, I don't know if there is actually an official medical diagnosis for this but the problem is obvious you should not be 100% flaccid as a normal state, that's highly unnormal and not indicative of good health.
I'm going to use two terms here: Hanging flaccid (meaning if I let it be and just measure with the ruler without lifting it up perpendicular to my body)
Perpendicular flaccid (like it sounds)
I also assume people only measure there flaccid non-bone pressed.
Let's say my current situation is:
my hanging flaccid is 67% of EL
perpendicular flaccid is 57% of EL (perpendicular flaccid is same as if I took an ice-bath..)
I'm so tired of this and a hanging flaccid should be at least 75-80% EL if you have healthy circulation. Don't even think I need to mention how 57% EL in perpendicular flaccid is not healthy.
So I'm now going to do whatever it takes to reach 80% in hanging flaccid and hopefully perpendicular flaccid will follow suit. I will measure while spraying cold water on my penis to be sure the minimum flaccid has actually increased.
My program will consist of denying my penis to turtle, it must be denied to turtle all the time. I feel this is a war against my penis and I might have lost a few battles up until this point (all the times I've had to be embarrased) but I will win the war if it is the last thing I do. This post from another forum got me to commit fully to this endeavor "imagine if you're ever sick and in the hospital and unconscoius and they have to put catheter for urine, all nurses will be laughing
imagine if you die and your dead body has small penis"
Imagine the irony if I ended up in the hospital before winning the war and end up just losing the battle, haha jokes aside.
The plan
use an ADS device at all times to deny turtling.
use an all-day comfortable cock ring to add continous stimulation and hopefully a higher level of engorgement
use a leather ball-stretcher to force the PF to relax and teach the cremaster muscles a lesson.
gauze band wrapping if the ADS is not comfortable enough to wear 24/7
might have to resort to 1 Cialis e3d if the problem seems to be circulatory in origin
use of 5% minoxidil on the penis glans (because I don't want shaft hair to turn terminal) might even apply it intra-urethral depends on how comfortable application is
Reporting will start as soon as I'm all set with the devices needed. Please feel free to join me in this war against small flaccid syndrome!
I do suffer from a medical condition of having a completely flaccid/ice bath status flaccid all the time, I don't know if there is actually an official medical diagnosis for this but the problem is obvious you should not be 100% flaccid as a normal state, that's highly unnormal and not indicative of good health.
I'm going to use two terms here: Hanging flaccid (meaning if I let it be and just measure with the ruler without lifting it up perpendicular to my body)
Perpendicular flaccid (like it sounds)
I also assume people only measure there flaccid non-bone pressed.
Let's say my current situation is:
my hanging flaccid is 67% of EL
perpendicular flaccid is 57% of EL (perpendicular flaccid is same as if I took an ice-bath..)
I'm so tired of this and a hanging flaccid should be at least 75-80% EL if you have healthy circulation. Don't even think I need to mention how 57% EL in perpendicular flaccid is not healthy.
So I'm now going to do whatever it takes to reach 80% in hanging flaccid and hopefully perpendicular flaccid will follow suit. I will measure while spraying cold water on my penis to be sure the minimum flaccid has actually increased.
My program will consist of denying my penis to turtle, it must be denied to turtle all the time. I feel this is a war against my penis and I might have lost a few battles up until this point (all the times I've had to be embarrased) but I will win the war if it is the last thing I do. This post from another forum got me to commit fully to this endeavor "imagine if you're ever sick and in the hospital and unconscoius and they have to put catheter for urine, all nurses will be laughing
imagine if you die and your dead body has small penis"
Imagine the irony if I ended up in the hospital before winning the war and end up just losing the battle, haha jokes aside.
The plan
use an ADS device at all times to deny turtling.
use an all-day comfortable cock ring to add continous stimulation and hopefully a higher level of engorgement
use a leather ball-stretcher to force the PF to relax and teach the cremaster muscles a lesson.
gauze band wrapping if the ADS is not comfortable enough to wear 24/7
might have to resort to 1 Cialis e3d if the problem seems to be circulatory in origin
use of 5% minoxidil on the penis glans (because I don't want shaft hair to turn terminal) might even apply it intra-urethral depends on how comfortable application is
Reporting will start as soon as I'm all set with the devices needed. Please feel free to join me in this war against small flaccid syndrome!