She claims measuring my dick is perverted but...

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So I roamed ass backwards into PE after measuring my dick for the first time and finding it was well above average. After doing so I told my wife about it. She reacted initially as though I was gross for measuring and telling her, and that I was being ridiculous for even mentioning it.

But then she mentioned it again in passing. And then in bed she asks "how long was it again? And what's the average for guys?" She's a generally demure woman, but this is clearly something she's into.

And then it happens. 2 days after telling her I have a big dick, after the kids go to school, she's waiting for me in my office, wearing nothing but a black thong and matching bra (that she knows I love) sitting in my office chair. I walk up to her with a big smile on my face and she proceeds to smile back, take my pants down, and start giving me a blowjob. This has never happened before.

She sucks there, then I pull her down to her knees, she continues going there. Wondering how far this goes, I grab the back of her head and start going more aggressively, actually fucking her mouth. She starts moaning, it starts getting messy. We've never done this either.

After fucking her mouth to the point of her almost gasping, I get close to cumming. I decide I'm going for the big one. I pull out of her mouth and tell her to sit back. Without saying a word she obediently sits back on her heels, facing up towards me, and closes her eyes. I start jerking my cock right over her face and she doesn't resist a bit. To give context, I've cum on her face maybe 3 times over the multiple decades we've been together, and every single time it's me begging and her resisting for 15 minutes before reluctantly giving in with a whole bunch of rules ("not in my hair", "not in my eyes", etc...). NEVER willingly.

Unable to resist anymore I unload all over her face, cheeks, eyes, hair, with a few spurts landing on her tits. Much to my surprise she continued moaning through the whole thing. When I finished I looked down at her she was a mess. I waited for her to get annoyed, mad, or start cursing at me. She opens one eye, the one not glued shut with cum, slowly pulls herself up by my hips, and starts to walk out of my office. I'm thinking at this point, "ah shit, I went too far, she's not even talking to me." and then she stops at my office doorway, turns around, shoots me a sly smirk and blows me a kiss. You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Soooooo... innocent wife pretends to be offended that her husband would measure his own dick and then show off that he's got a big one, then proceeds to fulfill one of his dirtiest sexual fantasy within 2 days of finding out. Coincidence? :P

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Yeah, women say they're against a lot of perverted shit that they end up liking later on.

More importantly, why are you so hung up on your wife's approval? She's your wife, she already likes your dick and wants to fuck you, as is evident from your story. You telling her about PE is just you trying to seek validation through her, which is completely unnecessary.

[TooMuchTime Member Find all posts View Profile Close TooMuchTime]

To be clear, I didn't tell her about PE, I've only just started. I told her about the size of my dick because I thought it was funny I'd gone my whole life not knowing, which is probably for the best since we all know how humble teenage boys can be... It was funny and matter of fact because my wife and I both only had one sexual partner before each other and thus I had no collection of ex-girlfriends to solicit feedback from, nor had she a collection of ex-boyfriends to compare to. But yeah, no seeking validation, I would think decades of marriage and children would cover that, just seeking a funny reaction, I could barely get it out without laughing (the measurement, not my dick, lol)

[f350guy Member Find all posts View Profile Close f350guy]

Pretty amazing story. My wife hasn’t given me a bj after10 years. She kinda wanted to when drinking a few times but always ended up too much teeth so I have her stop. 😂.

[TooMuchTime Member Find all posts View Profile Close TooMuchTime]

Pretty amazing story. My wife hasn’t given me a bj after10 years. She kinda wanted to when drinking a few times but always ended up too much teeth so I have her stop. .

All I can say is if you think you're missing out (spoiler alert: you are) you need to talk to your wife about it.

[Shamany Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Shamany]

Pretty amazing story. My wife hasn’t given me a bj after10 years. She kinda wanted to when drinking a few times but always ended up too much teeth so I have her stop. .

Teach her how to do it slowly and you'll both be pleased

[Interceptor Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Interceptor]

Communication is key

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So I roamed ass backwards into PE after measuring my dick for the first time and finding it was well above average. After doing so I told my wife about it. She reacted initially as though I was gross for measuring and telling her, and that I was being ridiculous for even mentioning it.

But then she mentioned it again in passing. And then in bed she asks "how long was it again? And what's the average for guys?" She's a generally demure woman, but this is clearly something she's into.

And then it happens. 2 days after telling her I have a big dick, after the kids go to school, she's waiting for me in my office, wearing nothing but a black thong and matching bra (that she knows I love) sitting in my office chair. I walk up to her with a big smile on my face and she proceeds to smile back, take my pants down, and start giving me a blowjob. This has never happened before.

She sucks there, then I pull her down to her knees, she continues going there. Wondering how far this goes, I grab the back of her head and start going more aggressively, actually fucking her mouth. She starts moaning, it starts getting messy. We've never done this either.

After fucking her mouth to the point of her almost gasping, I get close to cumming. I decide I'm going for the big one. I pull out of her mouth and tell her to sit back. Without saying a word she obediently sits back on her heels, facing up towards me, and closes her eyes. I start jerking my cock right over her face and she doesn't resist a bit. To give context, I've cum on her face maybe 3 times over the multiple decades we've been together, and every single time it's me begging and her resisting for 15 minutes before reluctantly giving in with a whole bunch of rules ("not in my hair", "not in my eyes", etc...). NEVER willingly.

Unable to resist anymore I unload all over her face, cheeks, eyes, hair, with a few spurts landing on her tits. Much to my surprise she continued moaning through the whole thing. When I finished I looked down at her she was a mess. I waited for her to get annoyed, mad, or start cursing at me. She opens one eye, the one not glued shut with cum, slowly pulls herself up by my hips, and starts to walk out of my office. I'm thinking at this point, "ah shit, I went too far, she's not even talking to me." and then she stops at my office doorway, turns around, shoots me a sly smirk and blows me a kiss. You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Soooooo... innocent wife pretends to be offended that her husband would measure his own dick and then show off that he's got a big one, then proceeds to fulfill one of his dirtiest sexual fantasy within 2 days of finding out. Coincidence? :P

Ay last you cracked it, many women love to know what there guys are doing with our dicks, just keep telling her what your doing, I know my wife like to see me jelqing and stretching, walking round with my pump on helps as well, I think it shows we are real men.

NOWHARD